Johnny Balls, the Secretary of State for Childrens Television Presenters, has told critics of the cabinet to think again. Following the recent failed plot to remove Gordon Brown, Balls called for unity. "Let's all unite against Gordon. If we can stick together we might be able to save our own skin by stabbing him in the back."
Balls was a controversial choice when he first entered the cabinet due to his lack of experience. He has often been seen in the House of Commons sitting with a lost look on his face as Brown speaks. However, Balls clearly believes that he can unite the cabinet. Hatred of Gordon Brown could prove to be a good rallying point.
On hearing this news Gordon Brown remarked "I knew I should have appointed Christopher Lilliecrap instead."