Geoff Grimm is a former coal miner who lives in Hartlepool. As a grandfather, he is old enough to remember the 1980s when this was Labour territory. After Thursday's by-election, it isn't Labour any more. He moaned, "This place has been going soft…
I'd had an allotment in Islington for a few years, and other allotment owners had warned me about security, saying that theft was a problem. I didn't believe it, at first. I mean, who wants to steal small amounts of home-grown fruit and vegetables…
British Labour Party leadership contender Jess Phillips has begged members of the party not to vote for her to become the next leader. The outspoken Birmingham lass said “My campaign is truly dreadful, I have shit for brains and I don’t know what I’m...
BBC bosses are, this morning, running around in a frenzy, after the surprise General Election result left the producers of the channel's miserable soap drama, 'EastEnders', caught them off-guard, and ruined the Christmas Special show, which hinged on...
As the campaigning for the 2019 General Election has now got into full swing, some experts are saying that it's possible that many of the promises that have already been made by the major parties are "all talk", and will not be kept. It's normal f...
"We're leading from the front," said Jeremy Corbyn, as he spent the first day of the Labour Party Conference selling rock on Brighton Pier. In its quest to please every single person in the United Kingdom, the Labour Party has now pledged to hold a p...
The Labour Party today announced the new slogan that they keep on braying about at every available opportunity in their attempt to bully Parliament into holding a general election that no one except themselves wants. The new slogan is based on the...
In an unexpected development, the UK Layabout Party declared that it will do its upmost to eradicate the scourge of AntiJeremysm that is sweeping the party. From now on, it will be a capital offence, er, sorry, a CAPITAL OFFENCE, to describe Comra...
After their poor showing in the recent Second World War, and the continued criticism of their low-profile leader, the Nazi Party are now being investigated by the UK’s Equality watchdog, the EHRC. Critics say the Nazi Party is slow to deal with co...
Alastair Campbell, who was expelled from the Labour Party today, after admitting he had voted Liberal Democrat in the European elections, is being tipped to become the next leader of the Conservative Party. Mr Campbell joined the Labour Party in 1...
After nearly three years of hedging, wrangling, delaying tactics, and with less than five minutes to go before B-day, the government is looking for a new way to make decisions over things like Brexit. There have been countless disagreements during...
Jeremy Corbyn gleamed with delight at the close of Labour's Extraordinary Party Conference in Hastings at the weekend. "Yes, we have to be prepared for government. Theresa May and her Conservatives are leading us up blind alleys with nonsensical p...
Diane Abbott, the popular Labour MP, and all-round entertainer, is to be the new host of teatime TV gameshow, 'Countdown', it has been revealed. 'Countdown' is a British game show broadcast on Channel 4, involving word and number puzzles. It was p...
Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has been severely disciplined by House of Commons speaker, John Bercow, who has decreed by the powers invested in him, that the Right Honourable Member should, without much further ado, attend an Anger Management Course.
Not content taking over the Labour party, it appears left-wing activists Momentum have decided to take over the world of coffee. The popular left-wing pressure group launched their new not-for-profit enterprise, 'Corbynista', at this year's party...
As the UK Labour Party goes not just to hell in a handcart, but also to places that the Starship USS Enterprise never even dreamed of going to, Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour Party today showed his gentler side by releasing details of the "T...
The Rothermere owned Daily Mail is offering an interesting prize for reports of anti-semitism in the Labour Party. In the dungeons at the Daily Mail ofices are huge bundles of Blackshirts, now sought after by collectors of pre-war memorborilia and...
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