Beloved Childhood Characters All Turning Trans
To spite Ron DeSantis, major British publishers have sent out a call to all writers – please write as many children’s books involving transsexuals as possible. In fact, the publishers are even thinking about rewriting old kid’s books with ONLY transs…
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Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!
Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery. Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...
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Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters
Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...
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Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.
Know it all witch Hermione Granger has disgraced Hogwarts school by being the first pupil in a century to fall pregnant whilst attending.
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Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity
Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.
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Naked J K Rowling pictures
Yes that is right, before J K Growling, authorette of Harry McPotter wizarding series became famous she was a magazine babe. "In Tyne and Weir, it was either sell crack or show your crack", J K told this reporter. All the nude pictures have b...
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Bloom, Publisher and Advertiser, on Gender.
Dementors at Anfield? Whatever next?
J.K. Rowling casts Imperius Curse at National Movie Awards - Harry Potter film takes every award
"Swine Flu Scared The Shit Out Of Me" Admits Emma Watson
No “Child” Left Behind in North Korea
J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract
Harry Potter Star Gets Naked
Death to Fun on Video
Potter - The Musical, Opening Night in London
Harry Potter to be banned in India
Harry And Ginny's Wedding
Harry Potter Cast Annual Seaside Trip
Hermione legal to fantasize over in next Harry Potter film
London, UK - Pedophiles the world over are expected to be boycotting "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", due to be released sometime in 2010. It will be the first movie in which Emma Watson, the actress who plays Hermione Granger, is over 18.
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Harry Potter Book 8 Leaked!
A lawyer representing J.K. Rowling who refuses to be named told "Hollywood Sleuth" last week that he was "ashamed and deeply embarrassed" to have revealed the plot and indeed existence of Harry Potter Book 8. Now the whole world knows that Book 8...
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J.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter
London, England - In an apparent response to the news announced just days ago in a story in TheSpoof.com that Christopher Tolkien and Paul Jackson are teaming up, J.K. Rowling's announced today she too would be doing yet another Harry Potter book...
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Harry Potter was originally porn fiction
J.K. Rowling has admitted that the Harry Potter books were originally meant to be porno books for adults.
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Diagon Alley now real
[London, England] Today the U.K. parliament announced that for the climatic final Harry Potter film, they were going to be renaming London Diagon Alley. This is due to the fact that the British government believes it owes a special thanks to Ms. Rowl...
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Harry Potter To be Saddled With £30,000 Debt On Graduation - Shock!
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is causing a stir in the supernatural world by being the first centre of learning to charge the full £9,000 tuition fees to its students. Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, told the press, "We're simply puttin...
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Prince Harry Potter was made to live under the staircase after his mother died, was frequently beaten by his father and older brother, and managed to defeat evil forces using his mastery of chess, but they wouldn’t let him keep an owl
The Duke of Sussex, in his latest book, entitled Harry Wales, the Prisoner of Buckingham Palace, reveals his tormented life in England. He details how he was made to sleep under the stairs, didn’t get fed enough and had to answer to an angry father w…
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Emma Watson shows her wet pussy at film premiere
It was brollies, waterproof macs, supermarket bags over the head and general winter clothing at the Leicester Square premier of the new Harry potter film "Order of the Phoenix". Thanks to the torrential rain that greeted the stars and fans alike,...
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Harold Bloom Melts Down in Front of Bewildered Harry Potter Crowd
According to witnesses, prominent literary and cultural critic Harold Bloom "snapped like a dry branch," in front of a New York bookstore, where legions of Harry Potter fans have been queueing up to purchase the latest Potter novel, Harry P...
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Harry Potter’s stunt pubic wig reveals all and comes clean
This November is the tenth anniversary of ‘Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows’ and rumours of a re-released directors cut restoring Harry’s shower scene have got Potter bloggers throbbing with excitement. ‘In this film Harry’s an adult,’ said D…
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JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner
(Manchester, UK, Nov 16) In a further surprise announcement about the sexual proclivities of one of the characters of the popular children's Harry Potter series, author JK Rowling has announced that "in my mind, Rubeus Hagrid was always in...
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Jamie Waylett to Star in Hairy Potthead Spoof Series
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - J. K. Rowling-Paper has signed a deal with the San Francisco Onion to produce a series of seven spoofs loosely based on her best-selling Hairy Potthead novels starring Jamie Waylett. Fresh from an arrest for marijuana possessio...
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Former Cheers "Cliffy" Gets Restraining Order For Ex-Girlfriend
According to AOL, John Ratzenberger is afraid of his ex-girlfriend who he states has been threatening him "country-music style". In court papers, Ratzenberger claims his "Loretta Lynn/Tammy Wynette" has alluded in the past that she would channel r...
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Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity
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J.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter
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Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters
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JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner
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Naked J K Rowling pictures
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Harry Potter To be Saddled With £30,000 Debt On Graduation - Shock!
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Harry Potter Book 8 Leaked!
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Harry Potter’s stunt pubic wig reveals all and comes clean
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Prince Harry Potter was made to live under the staircase after his mother died, was frequently beaten by his father and older brother, and managed to defeat evil forces using his mastery of chess, but they wouldn’t let him keep an owl
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Beloved Childhood Characters All Turning Trans
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Harold Bloom Melts Down in Front of Bewildered Harry Potter Crowd
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Harry Potter was originally porn fiction
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Harry Potter Star Pregnant?
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Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.
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Former Cheers "Cliffy" Gets Restraining Order For Ex-Girlfriend
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Emma Watson shows her wet pussy at film premiere
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Jamie Waylett to Star in Hairy Potthead Spoof Series
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Hermione legal to fantasize over in next Harry Potter film
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Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!
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Diagon Alley now real
