Funny story: Harry Maguire Now More Popular Than Harry Potter, Google Search Reveals

Harry Maguire Now More Popular Than Harry Potter, Google Search Reveals

Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking, record-breaking £80million Manchester United defender, is now even more popular than Harry Potter, a Google search has revealed. The little-lad magician has been the most popular 'Harry' for decades, b...

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Funny story: Naked J K Rowling pictures

Naked J K Rowling pictures

Yes that is right, before J K Growling, authorette of Harry McPotter wizarding series became famous she was a magazine babe. "In Tyne and Weir, it was either sell crack or show your crack", J K told this reporter. All the nude pictures have b...

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Funny story: Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery. Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's Pussy Snatched By Phoenix Coyotes

Jessica Simpson's Pussy Snatched By Phoenix Coyotes

Phoenix, AZ - Jessica Simpson's pussy has been snatched by a member of the Phoenix Coyote hockey team, and they want to make it their mascot. An unknown member from the Phoenix Coyote hockey club went unannounced to Jessica Simpson's hotel room la...

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Funny story: Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Know it all witch Hermione Granger has disgraced Hogwarts school by being the first pupil in a century to fall pregnant whilst attending.

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Funny story: Emma Watson in New Picture Shoot Admits She Might Do Nudity

Emma Watson in New Picture Shoot Admits She Might Do Nudity

Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who turned eighteen last year, recently sat for a much celebrated photo shoot. "It was my first chance to be taken seriously as a model and to do a bunch of different kinds of pictures. I kind of consider this as m...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film

Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film

Daniel Radcliffe has accidentally let it be known that Michael Jackson is in the latest chapter of the Harry potter saga. Radcliffe, asked about the stars death, told an interviewer that Jackson's final performance will now be "in our film". Ra...

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Funny story: China Bans Harry Potter Books

China Bans Harry Potter Books

(Crappers China) The Chinese government has declared that Harry Potter is too scary to children and decided to ban the books. Unfortunately the Chinese children will never find out how the series end. Even Harry Potter sites are banned and if you sea...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Star Gets Naked

Harry Potter Star Gets Naked

Yesterday Harry Potter star and teenage heart throb Daniel Radcliffe took things a little too far, fully stripping in a busy high street in London.

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Funny story: J.K Rowling to reissue the Harry Potter series for more mature audiences

J.K Rowling to reissue the Harry Potter series for more mature audiences

In an effort to re-capitalize on the Harry Potter franchise, J.K. Rowling has announced she will rewrite all the series of books with slightly different titles and story-lines to appeal to older readers. The first book will be called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Get Stoned. In this delightful tale, Harry goes to Hogwarts for the first time and unknowingly finds himself in the middle of a drug...

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Funny story: XXX Hairy Potter and the Witchy Hoe Hits Theatres

XXX Hairy Potter and the Witchy Hoe Hits Theatres

There have been so many sequels of the nerdmatic cinema about harry Potter and this goblet and that goblin that the authoress' cash cow seemed to milked her last. Then one day while jerking off to some porn in one of her palaces her ladyship came and...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel

J.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel

J.K. Rowling, author of the highly successful Harry Potter series, has begun writing her first non-Harry novel. She has been spotted working on the manuscript in Edinburgh cafes and libraries. Rowling, who has dominated the best seller lists and is...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

J.K Rowling admitted to a group of English children today that Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School, is gay. She outed the professor during a question and answer session with her young fans and readers and confirmed long speculated intern...

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Funny story: Palin Blames Dismal Movie Debut on Witchcraft and Harry Potter

Palin Blames Dismal Movie Debut on Witchcraft and Harry Potter

Orange County CA (AP) Defeated Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's new documentary "Undefeated" opened in selected theaters to abysmal ticket sales and largely negative reviews. The documentary, which some critics have termed, "a sickening self p...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Crashes Lancaster Bomber Into Lunar Surface

Daniel Radcliffe Crashes Lancaster Bomber Into Lunar Surface

In a shameless ploy to get publicity for the ailing Harry Potter franchise, star Daniel Radcliffe has TWOCed a Lancaster Bomber and together with Ron Weazley has crash landed it on the moon.

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Funny story: When Radders Got Stuck Down The Chimney

When Radders Got Stuck Down The Chimney

After hearing about the hardship Victorian children went through as chimney sweeps, Daniel Radcliffe decided that he would climb up his chimney to get an incite into what real suffering was.

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Funny story: Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication

Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication

Sources today confirmed with a 93% degree of probability that naked shots of Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, on the beach and enjoying a bubble bath do actually exist. Then went on to say that these pictures would never see th...

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Funny story: Harry's Mystery Girl Really A Man!

Harry's Mystery Girl Really A Man!

In a twist worthy of any film classic, Harry Potter's mystery Aussie girl revealed today "I'm really a man".

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