Funny story - Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery. Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...

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Funny story - Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Know it all witch Hermione Granger has disgraced Hogwarts school by being the first pupil in a century to fall pregnant whilst attending.

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Funny story - Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...

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Funny story - Harry Potter in Sex Tape Scandal!

Harry Potter in Sex Tape Scandal!

Charges have been brought forward against Harry Potter today of splicing a private sex tape on to the opening scenes of "The Prisoner of Azkaban"...

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Funny story - Hermione legal to fantasize over in next Harry Potter film

Hermione legal to fantasize over in next Harry Potter film

London, UK - Pedophiles the world over are expected to be boycotting "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", due to be released sometime in 2010. It will be the first movie in which Emma Watson, the actress who plays Hermione Granger, is over 18.

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Funny story - Harry And Ginny's Wedding

Harry And Ginny's Wedding

It is the eve before Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley sex themed wedding and yet he is in the bed of another, that is right, Harry James Potter is in bed with Sophie his mistress of five blissful years.

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Funny story - J.K Rowling to reissue the Harry Potter series for more mature audiences

J.K Rowling to reissue the Harry Potter series for more mature audiences

In an effort to re-capitalize on the Harry Potter franchise, J.K. Rowling has announced she will rewrite all the series of books with slightly different titles and story-lines to appeal to older readers. The first book will be called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Get Stoned. In this delightful tale, Harry goes to Hogwarts for the first time and unknowingly finds himself in the middle of a drug...

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Funny story - Emma Watson Will Not Appear Naked In Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

Emma Watson Will Not Appear Naked In Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

Contrary to rumour, actress Emma Watson will not be appearing naked in either of the two part Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows movies. The climax of the Harry Potter series, which sees Harry come face to face with Voldemort, his arch enemy, do...

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Funny story - Naked J K Rowling pictures

Naked J K Rowling pictures

Yes that is right, before J K Growling, authorette of Harry McPotter wizarding series became famous she was a magazine babe. "In Tyne and Weir, it was either sell crack or show your crack", J K told this reporter. All the nude pictures have b...

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Funny story - Harry Potter Star Gets Naked

Harry Potter Star Gets Naked

Yesterday Harry Potter star and teenage heart throb Daniel Radcliffe took things a little too far, fully stripping in a busy high street in London.

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Funny story - Harry Potter 7 Secrets Revealed

Harry Potter 7 Secrets Revealed

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is not scheduled for release until mid July. Hackers have been trying to break into the publishing company's computers to get the secrets to the new book, while thieves have tried to break into the building f...

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Funny story - Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Factory Worker

Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Factory Worker

Los Angeles (Reuterus) Apparently the ending of J.K. Rowling's final book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, could not stay a secret for long.

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Funny story - JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

(Manchester, UK, Nov 16) In a further surprise announcement about the sexual proclivities of one of the characters of the popular children's Harry Potter series, author JK Rowling has announced that "in my mind, Rubeus Hagrid was always in...

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Funny story - Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

J.K. Rowling has admitted that the Harry Potter books were originally meant to be porno books for adults.

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Funny story - 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' - Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint Talk About The Kissing Scenes

'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' - Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint Talk About The Kissing Scenes

NEW YORK CITY - Movie experts are predicting that when Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 premiers in July, it could possibly surpass the second highest grossing movie of all time James Cameron's The Titanic. Motion Picture experts feel that it might even eventually end up surpassing the number one grossing movie Avatar. Three of the movies main stars recently visited New York City...

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Funny story - Harry Potter goes 'gay'?

Harry Potter goes 'gay'?

JK Rowling today announced details of her upcoming "Harry Potter" book. She suggested, of course, that the book would be the "best yet", a claim she knew could become true once she had decided to turn our beloved do-gooder wizard,...

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Funny story - XXX Hairy Potter and the Witchy Hoe Hits Theatres

XXX Hairy Potter and the Witchy Hoe Hits Theatres

There have been so many sequels of the nerdmatic cinema about harry Potter and this goblet and that goblin that the authoress' cash cow seemed to milked her last. Then one day while jerking off to some porn in one of her palaces her ladyship came and...

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Funny story - Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics would not exist in an independent Scotland. The startling revelation was made today in a speech by First Minister Alex Salmond, where he outlined more of his plans for the country in the event of a Yes vote. The shock announcement...

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Funny story - Harry Potter Actress' Identity Discovered

Harry Potter Actress' Identity Discovered

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, French magical school student and Tri-Wizard Tournament Participant Fleur Delacour has very few lines. Most believed it was because the actress was also French and spoke little English; press releases on the m...

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Funny story - Jamie Waylett to Star in Hairy Potthead Spoof Series

Jamie Waylett to Star in Hairy Potthead Spoof Series

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - J. K. Rowling-Paper has signed a deal with the San Francisco Onion to produce a series of seven spoofs loosely based on her best-selling Hairy Potthead novels starring Jamie Waylett. Fresh from an arrest for marijuana possessio...

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