Funny story - Harry Potter’s stunt pubic wig reveals all and comes clean

Harry Potter’s stunt pubic wig reveals all and comes clean

This November is the tenth anniversary of ‘Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows’ and rumours of a re-released directors cut restoring Harry’s shower scene have got Potter bloggers throbbing with excitement. ‘In this film Harry’s an adult,’ said D…

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Funny story - Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery. Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...

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Funny story - Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Harry Potter plank of wood, Daniel Radcliffe (or Pinnochio to his boyfriends) has told interviewers that he has a fondness for blood and often will suck on the pricked fingers of gardener friends whi...

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Funny story - Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...

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Funny story - J.K Rowling to reissue the Harry Potter series for more mature audiences

J.K Rowling to reissue the Harry Potter series for more mature audiences

In an effort to re-capitalize on the Harry Potter franchise, J.K. Rowling has announced she will rewrite all the series of books with slightly different titles and story-lines to appeal to older readers. The first book will be called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Get Stoned. In this delightful tale, Harry goes to Hogwarts for the first time and unknowingly finds himself in the middle of a drug...

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Funny story - Naked J K Rowling pictures

Naked J K Rowling pictures

Yes that is right, before J K Growling, authorette of Harry McPotter wizarding series became famous she was a magazine babe. "In Tyne and Weir, it was either sell crack or show your crack", J K told this reporter. All the nude pictures have b...

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Funny story - Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item

Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item

Popular actress Emma Watson, who plays Harry Potter's sidekick, Hermione Granger, in the film franchise is sick to death of fans asking if she and Daniel Radcliffe are dating/having sex/getting married/starting a family. So much so that today she...

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Funny story - Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Know it all witch Hermione Granger has disgraced Hogwarts school by being the first pupil in a century to fall pregnant whilst attending.

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Funny story - Palin Blames Dismal Movie Debut on Witchcraft and Harry Potter

Palin Blames Dismal Movie Debut on Witchcraft and Harry Potter

Orange County CA (AP) Defeated Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's new documentary "Undefeated" opened in selected theaters to abysmal ticket sales and largely negative reviews. The documentary, which some critics have termed, "a sickening self p...

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Funny story - Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.

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Funny story - Harry Potter - Cross-Dressing Disaster

Harry Potter - Cross-Dressing Disaster

Information has been received from close sources that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is in fact a cross-dresser.

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Funny story - Harry Potter to be Killed off in Book Seven

Harry Potter to be Killed off in Book Seven

The release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is on July 21, 2007. An employee from the book's publishers has leaked to the press that the book will end in a big disaster. The two characters the J. K Rowling wants to kill off are Harry Pott...

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Funny story - Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager

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Funny story - Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

J.K. Rowling has admitted that the Harry Potter books were originally meant to be porno books for adults.

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Funny story - Michael Jackson to be in Fourth Harry Potter movie

Michael Jackson to be in Fourth Harry Potter movie

LONDON, ENGLAND- Warner Bros. announced a new addition to the cast of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire today. Michael Jackson was recently added to be the voice of the House Elf, Winky.

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Funny story - Daniel Radcliffe Crashes Lancaster Bomber Into Lunar Surface

Daniel Radcliffe Crashes Lancaster Bomber Into Lunar Surface

In a shameless ploy to get publicity for the ailing Harry Potter franchise, star Daniel Radcliffe has TWOCed a Lancaster Bomber and together with Ron Weazley has crash landed it on the moon.

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Funny story - Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film

Daniel Radcliffe says Michael Jackson is in latest Harry Potter film

Daniel Radcliffe has accidentally let it be known that Michael Jackson is in the latest chapter of the Harry potter saga. Radcliffe, asked about the stars death, told an interviewer that Jackson's final performance will now be "in our film". Ra...

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Funny story - Emma Watson Will Not Appear Naked In Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

Emma Watson Will Not Appear Naked In Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

Contrary to rumour, actress Emma Watson will not be appearing naked in either of the two part Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows movies. The climax of the Harry Potter series, which sees Harry come face to face with Voldemort, his arch enemy, do...

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Funny story - JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

(Manchester, UK, Nov 16) In a further surprise announcement about the sexual proclivities of one of the characters of the popular children's Harry Potter series, author JK Rowling has announced that "in my mind, Rubeus Hagrid was always in...

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Funny story - J.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel

J.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel

J.K. Rowling, author of the highly successful Harry Potter series, has begun writing her first non-Harry novel. She has been spotted working on the manuscript in Edinburgh cafes and libraries. Rowling, who has dominated the best seller lists and is...

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