Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Wednesday, 26 March 2008


The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.
Hermione's belly

Know it all witch Hermione Granger has disgraced Hogwarts school by being the first pupil in a century to fall pregnant whilst attending.

The witch's teenage pregnancy was uncovered when fellow pupil Draco Malfoy discovered positive pregnancy tests in Hermione's bag. Being a perfect pupil Malfoy immediately took the evidence to Professor Snape who took the appropriate actions.

"Oh God." Said Harry Potter a friend of Granger's "Of all the girls in our year, Hermione is the least likely one to get pregnant, she is far to straight laced. I thought it would be more likely to be someone like Ginny or a slag like that."

"Getting pregnant is stupid at her age." Molly Wesley, parent of a high portion of Hogwarts pupil said ""If the pupils want to have sex I suggest that they go on the Wesley wizarding pill, a pill concocted by my sons Fred and George that fully stops you from falling pregnant."

Miss Granger has not admitted who the father is but I think we can all guess who it is, after all there has only ever been one boy for Hermione. (Yes, he is ginger).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more