Written by Earl Grey

Sunday, 12 July 2009

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"Oh For God's Sake...."

Shapely Harry Potter star Emma Watson admit that the Swine Flu virus which had struck a co-star had "scared the shit" out of her. Wearing a dress which showed off her shapely figure the delectable Miss Watson spoke of her "fear" and "concern" at Rupert Grint's illness.

Undoing a few more buttons Miss Watson said that "temperatures had risen" and that a long lie in "bed" being "well-looked after" was the ideal cure. The sultry film star was speaking at the premiere of a movie in which she stars with some other people. These other people did attend, but all eyes were on Miss Watson's legs.

Our reporter politely inquired if Miss Watson was feeling under the weather and if she would like some ointment rubbed on her chest. "Fuck off pervert" said the cheeky tease.

Rupert Grint sadly has made a full recovery and is expected to resume his acting career.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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