More Film Theme Parks On The Way

Funny story written by grimbo

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

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Hot on the heels of the opening of the Harry Potter Theme Park in Orlando, Florida in 2010, Hollywood Studio Warner Brothers have announced that a Harry Potter Tour will become a reality in the U.K.

The attraction will open its gates to the public in Hertfordshire in the spring of 2012 and will feature exhibits and special effects from some of the original films.

Following the Oscars success of Natalie Portman , Fox Searchlight Pictures are also to open a Black Swan Theme Park next year.

Visitors to this attraction will be bombarded by the sight of hundreds of mentally imbalanced, obsessive size zero ballerinas vying with each other to see who can wear the most eye shadow.

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