King Charles did not enter Westminster Abbey playing a tambourine
Rumors were flying about the Coronation ceremony of King Charles. Will he or won’t he? Not King Charles, but Harry? Will Harry or won’t he? Will Harry actually go to his father’s Coronation? He didn’t want to be seated in Peterborough but wanted a…
Read full storyLoud and proud, boys behind bars
Proud Boys and QAnon gun-toters have been well-and-truly bitchslapped by a judge, and they are now facing some serious time. However, a pressing question remains: even if these followers are incarcerated, will their ideologies persist? Will the re…
Read full storyThe Devil deals and Moloch fires away
Fox News made a deal with the Devil, and Rupert Murdoch (or Moloch, as his close friends and lesser demons call him) has finally come to understand the true meaning of a Faustian deal. When you make a deal with the devil, the devil always wins. Al…
Read full storyThe holy medieval Merlin shall never die!
And lo! They did bring out the Holy Hand Grenade, and all cheered and bowed low and kissed the earth that was trod upon by the King... How medieval is Britain? The nation itself was created by Merlin the Wizard in the year 3, and from then on, it…
Read full storyDid Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?
Now really! Watching a film of a rocket headed toward a substantial bald dome in Moscow with a flag pole sticking straight up on top, but missing the skinny flag pole on top by inches, then also missing the huge bald dome? Somehow, the rocket went ov…
Read full storyIvanka Trump is proud of her best-selling book "Growing up with my arrogant sperm donor father was pure hell"
Ivanka Trump's latest book, "Growing Up With My Arrogant Sperm Donor Father Was Pure Hell," has skyrocketed to the top of the US Best Read Book Chart, leaving readers both captivated and shocked. In this tell-all memoir, Ivanka opens up about the…
Read full storyThe United States Federation of Tenured Teachers unanimously agrees that Trump is evil
In a remarkable turn of events, the U.S. Federation of Tenured Teachers (USFTT), the largest teachers union in the nation, has unanimously declared D.J. Erasmus Trump as the "Supreme Villain" in the annals of educational history. With a resounding…
Read full storyMeet Trump's new attorney
It's widely known that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has a long history of refusing to pay his attorneys, with the exception of Michael "Hush Money" Cohen. Finding a reputable attorney willing to represent the self-proclaimed hooha grabber is near…
Read full storyAfter eating thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, it's finally happened: Trump's face now looks like a Big Mac
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. After devouring thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, the "Orange Loser," now bears an uncanny resemblance to a Big Mac. Trump's physician, Dr. Yang Fufi, had rep…
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