It's widely known that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has a long history of refusing to pay his attorneys, with the exception of Michael "Hush Money" Cohen.
Finding a reputable attorney willing to represent the self-proclaimed hooha grabber is nearly impossible, as no decent lawyer wants to be associated with him.
Despite the lack of legal expertise, Trump often boasts about being a superior lawyer compared to most.
Trump, insists that he possesses unparalleled legal genius, which he claims runs in the family. His grandfather, Otis Burl Trump, was a lawyer who notably represented Homer Berryboro III, the infamous Grand Wizard of the Mississippi Gladiola Bouquet Chapter of the Benevolent Ku Klux Klan.
Despite his confidence in his own legal prowess, Trump has enlisted the services of Gunther P. Pluck, a 96-year-old attorney from Georgia, to defend him in court. Pluck, known for his unconventional approach to law, is no stranger to taking on eccentric clients. In fact, he famously defended a man accused of hijacking an MTA bus in New York City and attempting to use it as a time machine.
Pluck, who graduated near the bottom of his class at Cracker State College in Valdosta, Georgia, revealed that he's representing Trump pro bono in hopes of gaining much-needed publicity.
As the case against Trump continues to build, Trump's accusers salivate with anticipation, confident that convicting him will be a cakewalk.
