Wannabe Prom Queen Marjorie Taylor Greene throws LGBTQ-themed party but only a dozen people show up, and nobody brings any guns or drink
Her parents were away for the weekend and she thought it would be a great way to enhance her chances of being elected Prom Queen, so MTG decided to throw a party with the theme LGBTQs. Unfortunately for her, only a dozen people showed up, and two of…
Read full storyThe Yodelin’ Reb Sings a Lonely Tune for a Departing Trump
Nashville, Tennessee, high noon-ish. The Hated American Republican Party (or HARP … ahhh, that’s what angels in Jesus’ heaven play, so the HARP must be good!) doesn’t like its leader anymore. Paul Ryan has spoken! And his word shall be heeded,…
Read full storyNew Dating Service - Match A Guy's Penis to the Right Sized Vagina
Cumming Magazine is now running ads for the newest online dating service. The service is called 'Snatch'. Send a Dick photo and they will provide you with attractive women who have a compatible sized Vagina for possible dating. (No more…
Read full storyMartin Luther King Day in the U.S. - A Great Civil Rights Leader and a Great Lover
Every year the U. S. celebrates M. L. King Day - when it should be celebrating Black Civil Rights Day. It took many black leaders - Male and Female and thousands of followers to achieve Civil Rights Equality for Blacks - not one man. Anyway - Ma…
Read full storyFemale Store Mannequins in Afghanistan Must Obey Islamic Law - Have Face Covered
The AP - (Appalled Press) - reports that The Taliban Vice police have instituted a big crackdown on the Female retail store Mannequins in Kabul, Afghanistan. They are considered 'Idols' and gullible Muslims might 'worship' them. Also, no bare fa…
Read full storyBuckingham Palace Hires The Italian Rock Band Flagrante Delicto To Play At Prince William's June Birthday Party
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Joaquin Cerveza, senior reporter for The Metro News Service has broken the story that the very popular rock band, Flagrante Delicto, who hail from Palermo, Italy have been signed to play at Prince William's birthday pa…
Read full storyBrooklyn Mafioso Salvatore Goombalini Advises Trump To Leave The US Before He Gets His Racist Legs Broken
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - America's top Mafia boss, Sal Goombalini has let the sexual predator (Trump) know in no uncertain terms that he needs to leave America before his broken legs prevent the pussy grabbing bitch from walking. Goombalini make…
Read full storyTesticlela 200mph electric roller skates
Testiclela, the social media electric car company known for its outrageous transportation ideas has done it again in a bold move that will surely unseat its electric car model lineup. The new 200mph electric roller skates are very popular in Calif…
Read full storyA Missouri Man Says His Monkey Is Not Only Smart, But She's Sexy As Well
STUBBORN MULE, Missouri - (Satire News) - An insurance agent who resides and works in Stubborn Mule, recently revealed that he is married to a Laotian Zoompacki Monkey. Herbert James Flisky, 42, said that he married his monkey wife, Zelda, after h…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Twerking Panties Are Selling Like Peanuts At The Circus
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has just announced that the brand new Miley Cyrus Designer Twerking Panties are the nation's top selling women's underwear. Dylan Fresco with WNA says that according to US Federation of News Age…
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