Female Store Mannequins in Afghanistan Must Obey Islamic Law - Have Face Covered

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 16 January 2023

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The face is covered, but the breasts are bare.

The AP - (Appalled Press) - reports that The Taliban Vice police have instituted a big crackdown on the Female retail store Mannequins in Kabul, Afghanistan.

They are considered 'Idols' and gullible Muslims might 'worship' them. Also, no bare faces for Women in Afghanistan are allowed.

(The next target might be Female Dolls that have bare faces.)

All department store and dress shop mannequins in Kabul now have cloth sacks, large masks - or black trash bags over their Defiling faces.

Currently - Afghan women and girls can only get a 6th grade education and no more - although all the world's Religions preach that Men and Women are equal under God.

Anyway - the Kabul shops' female mannequins with ornate dresses look like Salvador Dali sculptures.

(the Shops also have Wedding dresses for age 12 and up).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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