Cumming Magazine is now running ads for the newest online dating service.
The service is called 'Snatch'.
Send a Dick photo and they will provide you with attractive women who have a compatible sized Vagina for possible dating.
(No more Shots in the Dark. )
It is all based on the ancient Hindu Sex manual the Kama Sutra.
The Kama Sutra describes Men as having three Penis('Lingam') Sizes -
'Hare' - 2" - 5"... 'Bull' - 6" - 7"... and 'Horse' - 7" and Over.
Women have 'Deer'(a short vagina).. 'Mare' - (Average).. and
"Elephant' (Deep)..
The Sutra advises Men to find a woman with a comparably sized Vagina - for maximum happiness.
A recipe for disaster is a man with a gigantic 'Lingam'(cock) and a Woman with a tiny 'Yoni(vagina).
Just another Complication you don't need in your Sex Life.
Also - Apparently 'Davids' Beckham and Bowie were Massive and had Linghams way over 7 inches.
And women with 'Elephant' vaginas complain that all the men were 'underhung'.
And an old complaint by Guys about women with Large vaginas was - 'like throwing a Mars bar in the Albert Hall'.
Anyway - for Sexual Happiness - find the 'Yoni' of your Dreams - the Right sized 'Yoni'. On your own - or using the dating service.
(Article by Dr. Futuro's Writing Bot - Lenny - (and part time Sex App. ).
