Did Queen Elizabeth II Ever Say The F Word?
Now that her majesty the Queen is gone, there are two curious questions to ask that have never been asked before and of such a delicate matter have never been raised publicly. Brace yourself! First, did Queen Elizabeth ever say the F word? The…
Read full storyVladimir Putin Fell Out Of A Window
Unbelievable! Vladimir Putin fell out of a window. He, of all people. But all is okay. Putin was wearing his brown velcro suit and could adhere to the side of the building and crawl back up the outer wall, through the same window, and into the room,…
Read full storyMan in his forties remembers when Sunday nights used to be all about Last of the Summer Wine
Shane Worthington, a 48-year-old man about town has told everyone on his podcast how the late 1970s were a halcyon time, and all you had to do on a Sunday Night was watch All Creatures Great and Small, and then laugh your silly little head off during…
Read full story'BlueTits' British Cold Water Swimming Club - Very Popular during Covid
The BCC reports on a Cold-Water swimming Club - 'BlueTits' - with chapters around Britain. It became very popular during Covid. They have 100,000 members from Canada to Estonia. A spokesman explained the purpose of the Cold-Water bathing to k…
Read full storyA soap character tells everyone that 2023 is going to be their year
In the soap opera Western arcade, Tony Belshaw told pub landlady Shula Shoesmith that after everything he has been through, 2023 was bound to be his year. Speaking just as the famous theme for Glockenspiel and Theremin poked its way into the audie…
Read full storyTik-Tok is Chinese Mind Control Device - FBI Director Testifies
TikTok was invented by Chinese scientist Zhang Yiming and is owned by a huge corporation - Bytedance - with headquarters in Beijing, China. FBI director Christopher Wray gave testimony in Congress that the Chinese government or Military Could us…
Read full storyMississippi Says No To French Ticklers
JACKSON, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency has informed the news media that the Cotton Boll Weevil state of Mississippi, has voted to ban the importing of French Ticklers. Writer Topeka Joplin, with the GSNA, said that th…
Read full storyBBC Cost Cutting
In order to pay the exorbitant costs involved in putting together a Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special, the BBC has revealed that it has to make some strategic cuts. Mark Bagman from the corporation said 'We have had to cut down regional news repo…
Read full storyMan who made the new year's resolution to give up jazz has broken his resolution
Record collector Randy Scroggins told his wife of 47 years that this year was going to be the year where he gave up listening to atonal jazz because it made him look more intellectual and he has already broken his resolution. 'To be fair, it was n…
Read full storyBrian is still not a knight
Although Brian Asshat has for years been working away at the best methods of curating pencil shavings, and the best way to show off a collection of paper clips, not to mention his work in correcting the grammar of complete strangers on the internet,…
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