Trump Once Gave All the Gold in Fort Knox to a Waitress
This the Fox program - ‘You are Really, Really There'...” said the handsome announcer with the greasy hairdo and obvious nose job. Our real president - Trump - was kind enough to share this charming anecdote with us - as he gears up for another G…
Read full storyThe NCAA Tell The University of Miami Hurricanes That They Have To Change Their Team Name
MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - In this day of politically correct this and politically correct that, now comes this, down the sports pike. The powers that be at the NCAA have just informed the dean, the president, and the school board that the…
Read full storyThe Stunningly Beautiful Virginia Senator Who Voted Against Banning Porn Reveals That She's a Nymphomaniac
RICHMOND, Virginia - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency has just announced that Sen. Michelle Kettlewood (D-Appomattox), who voted against banning porn in the state of Virginia has now made news. Sen. Kettlewood, 48, who every male senator…
Read full storyThe PM Liz Truss Foundation Donates Thousands of Items To The Oppressed People of Ukraine
LONDON - (UK Satire) - In a move that has shown just how compassionate the new British Prime Minister Liz Truss really and truly is, the PM has just informed True Dat News, that her personal foundation has just donated £70,000 [$80,000 - US] worth of…
Read full storyThe Secret Life of NFL Players and NFL Cheerleaders (Sex Romps and Sexcapades)
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - There is very secretive world that goes on behind the scenes of the National Football League. According to Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti, who spent two years as a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys, she reve…
Read full storyEgyptian Burial Tomb Found in Israel - The Egyptians Used to Own the Place
An Egyptian Burial tomb, with lots of exotic goodies, has been found not far from Tel Aviv - near the ocean. Long before the Jews, the Egyptians owned Israel, called by some other other name. The mayor of Jerusalem had to send Egypt yearly tribut…
Read full storyBritney Spears Reveals She Loves Watching Porn While Eating Jello In The Nude
HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin, has said that a singer that she has known for many singers, Britney Spears, has a very interesting fetish habit. Miss Spears, told Tahiti that just in the past thr…
Read full storyRepublican Senators to Ban Libraries - Trump Doesn't Read
Senator Cornball, senator of one of those northern grain belt states, has introduced a bill in the Senate to abolish funding for public and school libraries. "Banning books hasn't solve the problem,” he said. “We need to go further. “Librarie…
Read full storyEngland's Premier Liz Truss Has Offered The Position of Parliament Press Director To Piers Morgan
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck is reporting that UK Prime Minister Liz Truss, has just offered the position of Buckingham Palace press director to Piers Morgan. The new PM said that she has known Piers for many years…
Read full storyPresident Biden Learns That 193 of The World's Countries Tell President Putin To Get Out of Ukraine Immediately
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Poll Agency reports that most of the world's nations have insisted that the Russian military leave Ukraine immediately (if not sooner). A representative for 193 nations (out of 197) said that there i…
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Just Become a Charter Member of The Proud Boys Extremist Group
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida - (Satire News) - The Proud Boys have become the most far-right, extremist, neo fascist group in the entire nation. The group is known as "America's Home Grown Terrorist Clan." They obeyed their unofficial leader Donald Jon…
Read full storyNina Dobrev, Kim Kardashian, and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia"
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Lewd Libido Films will soon begin filming the highly-anticipated vampire motion picture titled, "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia." The movie will star Nina D…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc.,The Largest Company In The World Donates $75 Million To Texan Beto O'Rourke In An Effort To Defeat The Most Racist, Evil Governor in History, Greg Abbott
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - According to Kitty Segovia, with the iNews News Agency everyone in Texas knows, that the sitting governor Greg Abbott (no pun intended), is without a doubt one extremely hated, evil, turd-sucking bastard. And regard…
Read full storyIn 50 Years There will be no Underground in London
"In fifty years, there will be no underground transportation In London - due to Global Warming, " said Dr. Futuro - from his posh mansion in London during his daily Futuro - Scope podcast. “I myself am selling out and buying a mansion outside Bir…
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