This the Fox program - ‘You are Really, Really There'...” said the handsome announcer with the greasy hairdo and obvious nose job.
Our real president - Trump - was kind enough to share this charming anecdote with us - as he gears up for another Great Presidency - said the announcer.
It happened April 1, 2020, at a posh restaurant in Palm Beach. After a great meal of Chopped sirloin - Trump gave the girl a piece of paper and said - "here take this Note to Fort Knox and they will give you all the gold. That's your tip."
The young girl, wearing a Trump pin, ran away to tell her friends - and Trump and the Secret Service guys all chuckled.
When the girl came back, Trump said - You know it's April Fool’s Day, right?
Here - this ring is real, he said. And he gave her a gold ring. It belonged to President Lincoln's wife. I borrowed a few things from the Smithsonian.
I went through the National Archives but all they had was dull stuff. I don't read crappy old books - or any books. Fox is good enough for me.
I told the Archivist they had a lot of junk. That is why they got the FBI after me. angry and pissed off at me.
Those 15 empty Top - secret file folders they got back from my home?
We were having a barbecue and needed some paper to start with lighter fluid. Who cares if they have a new kind of nuke weapon in Russia?
