Republican Senators to Ban Libraries - Trump Doesn't Read

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 19 September 2022

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Nests of liberal thinking!

Senator Cornball, senator of one of those northern grain belt states, has introduced a bill in the Senate to abolish funding for public and school libraries.

"Banning books hasn't solve the problem,” he said. “We need to go further.

“Libraries are Nests of liberal thinking. Kids don't need them. Kids have Fox News and the Bible - and parent - approved(profitable), violent video games to teach war skills. What else does a Christian nation need?

“And the school libraries are the worst. Having books that say that Gays are human beings like the rest of us - terrible!

“Next, they will try to make the kids be merciful and charitable to the Gays and others - Muslim or Jewish kids - those weird Hindu kids, with their devilish God.

“We are also looking at abolishing Math and Science books - as these are Teaching liberal Leftist philosophy. Belief is more important than scientific reality. Everybody knows that.

“We have computers - kids don't need math books. They are outdated.

“Kids only have to know how to buy stuff. Their Debt runs the country.

“Debt is the American way.

“Math and Science are another way to brainwash the kids. We bring them up Conservative and to hate other groups - and after an education - they turn into Liberals - forgetting all that we have taught them.

“Anyway - Trump shows the way. Never reads a book. But is a smart expert in many subjects. As he will tell you anytime.

“Go by Trump. Hate the Liberals. Hate the voters who don't vote for Trump. Hate the Gays. Hate the Jews and Muslims. Hate the old Asians. who shouldn't be here. Hate - Hate - hate. Makes you feel good.

“But also remember to go to Church every Sunday - and be Thankful.

“God is all Forgiving to All - never forget that. "

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