A New Poutine for Putin Only
A world-famous Montreal chef has created a new type of poutine, but it’s only for Vladimir Putin to eat. Traditionally, poutine is a messy, fattening food that is damn delicious! When made for the average human being to consume (instead of a m…
Read full storyDonny Trump is a Dancing Fool!
After the NRA’s annual convention in Texas, Donald Trump did a little dance after having difficulty reading out many Hispanic names of murdered children in the Uvalde Massacre. Donny is a dancing fool! Just like Hitler when he did a jig! Remember…
Read full storyTexas Governor Announces Payment For Children's Caskets
Forget the need for background checks or banning assault rifles. Instead, the governor of Texas has announced that the state of Texas will pay for the caskets of children killed in their classroom by a crazed 18-year-old killer carrying two automatic…
Read full storyTrump Says That Ted Cruz Looks Like a Penis With Ears
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - There has never, ever been any love lost between two of the GOP's most evil pieces of buffalo shit. The Daily Drama's Cinderella St. Lamb writes that Ted Cruz, who is 51, but acts like he's just a two-year-old toddler…
Read full storyEngland Is Sending Their State-of-The Art Aircraft Carrier To Ukraine
LONDON - (Satire News) - Britain's Prime Minister Boris Johnson, and Queen Elizabeth recently sat down and had a long chit chat in Buckingham Palace's Commemorative Charlie Watts Dining Room. The dining room was named after the famed Rolling Stone…
Read full storyPresident Biden Picks NFL Quarterback Colin Kaepernick To Be His Official Sports Advisor
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, President Biden, who is a big NFL football fan, has just asked Detroit Lions quarterback Colin Kaepernick to be his official sports advisor. POTUS call…
Read full storyNASCAR Announces That They Are Changing Their Racing Policy From Counter Clockwise Left, Left, Left To Clockwise Right, Right, Right
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR babe and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodger's girlfriend Danica Patrick, has just informed the NASCAR fans about a brand new racing update that will take affect very soon. The svelte Danic…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Have Just Hired One of Europe’s Best Soccer-Style Kickers
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Jerry Jones is reportedly as happy as a flat chested woman at an anorexic convention. Jones, who according to infostuff.wow stated that he has been trying to find a reliable field goal kicker for the past three years.
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Denies That She Was Born With a Penis
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene says that if these incessantly vulgar rumors about her and her tits, and her ass, and her vagina, do not stop then she will hire an attorney and sue the pants off of every male and female who i…
Read full storyRaphael Cruz Longs for Home
After Ted Cruz shot back at a British reporter that America was “… the safest country on Earth”, people haven’t stopped laughing, this reporter included. African-Americans, like George Floyd, are laughing at the senator. Indigenous Americans, Lati…
Read full storyGenetic Experiment Leads To Hamster Hell
There’s a new monster in town … and it’s adorable! Genetic experiments at Northwestern University (Go Wildcats!) have turned a cute and cuddly hamster into a blood-thirsty Antifa Commie bastard who is ready willing and able to devour other hamster…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth To Travel To Moscow To Visit Putin, That Evil, Hate-Filled, War Mongering Mongrel
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the 96-year-old royal queen spoke with Neville Twickenbuck, of The Tickety Boo News and informed him that she has had her fill of that cruel, hate-infected, little shrimp, with the tiny dangly bits, Vladimir Niki…
Read full storyMore Illegal Tweets From Donald Trump - (June Edition)
ILLEGAL TWEETS FROM DONALD JONATHAN ERASMUS TRUMP TWEETED FROM HIS BEDROOM IN MAR-A-LAGO TWEET #1 - Greetings to my jillions and jillions of Trump supporters. I'm back with a vengeful vengeance and with lots and lots of sarcastic sarcasm. TWEET…
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