ILLEGAL TWEETS FROM DONALD JONATHAN ERASMUS TRUMP TWEETED FROM HIS BEDROOM IN MAR-A-LAGO
TWEET #1 - Greetings to my jillions and jillions of Trump supporters. I'm back with a vengeful vengeance and with lots and lots of sarcastic sarcasm.
TWEET#2 - I want my highly educated supporters and those of you who didn't even get past the second grade, to ignore the fucking lies that GOP RINOS like Mitt "Old Mittens" Romney, Jeff "The Keebler Elf" Sessions, Lindsay "Sissy Britches" Graham, and Matt "The Potato Head" Gaetz are saying about me.
TWEET #3 - Sorry Trumpsters, I forgot to tweet what those RINO punks are saying about me, and that is that I'm an old racist, and that I'm a predatorial has-been, and that my Slovenian-born, sexy ass wife has run off with an NBA basketball player with the initials "LJ."
TWEET #4 - And speaking of Melania and LB. I do not give a rat's buttooskus, if Melly is acting like a promiscuous, European slut because I can also act like a promiscuous slut - but a guy slut, of course, with a woman who I think could easily be Miss Baltimore, Hope "Lips of Love" Hicks.
TWEET #5 - Well my unwavering admirers, it is now 3:29 am, and I have to put on my red MAGA pj's because I have to get up at 5:05 am, so that I can meet Elon Musk, Kid Rock, and Rudy Giuliani for a round of golf.
