Trump Says The Only Reason He Is Watching The Senate Hearings On The Jan.6, Capital Invasion Is To Hopefully Catch a Glimpse of Ivanka
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Trump says that the only reason why he is watching The Senate Condemnatory Hearings on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, is so that he can hopefully catch glimpses of his beautiful, sexy, estranged favorite chil…
Read full storyJapan Is Extremely Concerned About The Chopstick Shortage
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency has just broken the story that the country will run out of chopsticks pretty soon. It appears that one of the forests, where 96% of the chopsticks come from completely burned down in a fire t…
Read full storySan Antonio, Texas Hits 117 Degrees - Parts of The Alamo Are Starting To Crumble
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - Global warming is a factual fact. Climate change is a factual fact. But "Baby Fingers" Trump, who insists it is all just a hoax, that was invented by Nancy Pelosi and her fellow Democrats, is as fucked up as a mon…
Read full storyPresident Biden Reports That The US 7th Cavalry Regiment Is Kicking Putin's Army Big Time!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden spoke at a new conference and he informed the news media that he is proud to say that the US 7th Cavalry Regiment has just soundly defeated Putin's elite 69th Russian Bear Regiment. The 7th is als…
Read full storyDonald Trump Swears That He Does Not Have a Tattoo On His Ass With Stormy Daniels Name - Melania Says He's a Lying Sack of Shit!
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump recently played two rounds of golf, with three men who did not want to be identified. BuzzFuzz learned that the three men were Greg Gutfeld, Scott Baio, and Clint Eastwood. At the 19th hole, DJT…
Read full storyA Sexy NFL Cheerleader Is Fired After It's Learned That She Is Dating A Drug Cartel Hitman
SECRET CITY, USA - (Sports Satire) - The NFL tired to keep this story under wraps but Hercules Confetti, a writer with The Turnstile Review, broke the story about a football cheerleader who has been dating a hitman with an infamous Guatemalan drug ca…
Read full storyA Female Wrestler Says That Trump Molested Her In The Backseat of His Buick Rendezvous
BROOKLYN - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just broken the story that a very popular female wrestler who is a member of The American National Wrestling Alliance (ANWA) claims that the Trumpian made some extremely sexualized contact with…
Read full storyBeaches, Boobs, & Butts Magazine Names Rio De Janeiro, Brazil's Nude Beaches The World's Best
PADRE ISLAND BEACH, Texas - (Satire News) - The first edition of the new magazine Beaches, Boobs, & Butts Magazine has just hit the US newstands. Magazine editor Polly Piscatini, 29, said that the first edition sold out within the first 2 hour…
Read full storyThe NRA Says That Their #1 Priority Is To Hunt Down The Texas Chupacabra and Blast It All To Hell
ROUND ROCK, Texas - (Satire News) - A group of NRA enthusiasts traveled down to Texas, from Ohio, with the express intent of hunting down the dreaded creature known as the Chupacabra. La Chupacabra is a legendary folklore creature; but unlike most…
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