PADRE ISLAND BEACH, Texas - (Satire News) - The first edition of the new magazine Beaches, Boobs, & Butts Magazine has just hit the US newstands.
Magazine editor Polly Piscatini, 29, said that the first edition sold out within the first 2 hours of hitting the newstands.
Miss Piscatini, who was voted Miss Daytona Beach Bunny, eight years ago, when she was a junior at Left Coast College said that she is really excited about being the mag's editor-in-chief.
Polly said that she recently spent over $2,000 getting several tattoos removed from her body. She noted that she will never, ever again get a tattoo with the name of whoever her boyfriend at the time is..
The first edition issue of Beaches, Butts, & Boobs Magazine features a centerfold spread titled "The Most Beautiful Beach Bunny of The Week."
Miss Piscatini stated that the fact that the magazine's first centerfold, just happens to be her niece Shannon Jolene Piscatini, 21, is simply a co-incidence.
Meanwhile, in forest fire news, a fire that broke out just south of Oxnard, California, was actually put out within 35 minutes. The fire only burned 4¼ acres.
