A Female Wrestler Says That Trump Molested Her In The Backseat of His Buick Rendezvous

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Saturday, 16 July 2022

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The Mean Manhattan Mama, was recently named "The ANWA Female Wrestler of The Year."

BROOKLYN - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just broken the story that a very popular female wrestler who is a member of The American National Wrestling Alliance (ANWA) claims that the Trumpian made some extremely sexualized contact with her intimate parts.

SBG writer Zorro La Bamba spoke with Flo Millifutt, who wrestles under the name "The Mean Manhattan Mama."

Millifutt, who has three nipples (two which work), said that she met old Rhino Ass Trump at The Inebriated Iguana in Manhattan. She said that he plied her with half a dozen "Papaya Margaritas."

And the next thing she knows the two are out in the lounge parking lot in the backseat of Donald's Buick Rendezvous, where he forced her to perform an unspeakable act with the initials "B.J."

SIDENOTE: Millifutt told La Bamba that after he had his way with her, he asked her for her phone number. "The Nean Manhattan Mama" told him that her cell phone number was 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF.

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