Donald Trump Swears That He Does Not Have a Tattoo On His Ass With Stormy Daniels Name - Melania Says He's a Lying Sack of Shit!

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Saturday, 16 July 2022

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Melania recently said that Stormy texted her and told her that she spanked The Donald 27 times on 31 different occasions.

PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump recently played two rounds of golf, with three men who did not want to be identified.

BuzzFuzz learned that the three men were Greg Gutfeld, Scott Baio, and Clint Eastwood.

At the 19th hole, DJT was asked if the rumor that he has a tattoo with former lover Stormy Daniels name on his orange ass was true.

Of course, as is standard with Trump The Chump, he answered that he has never heard of Stormy Daniels.

Melania Trump was told that her Donaldo had said that he does not have a tattoo with Stormy Daniel's name on his ass.

Mrs. Trump put down her glass of Vodka Collins and replied, "Well less me shust sey eat tu ju dat Donaldo he ease a lyeen sack of chit!"

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