ROUND ROCK, Texas - (Satire News) - A group of NRA enthusiasts traveled down to Texas, from Ohio, with the express intent of hunting down the dreaded creature known as the Chupacabra.
La Chupacabra is a legendary folklore creature; but unlike most legends, Chupi, as it is called in Texas, is as real as Brit comedian Ricky Gervais.
The NRA group known as The Blasters, pointed out that they are armed to the teeth with every weapon imaginable including AR-15 assault rifles, AK-47 semi-automatic rifles, grenade launchers, rocket launchers, 150 granades, a surface-to-surface missile, and 53 gallons of napalm.
One of the NRAers, who said his name was Clem "Bubba" Carcutt, 83, from Cleveland,said that they plan to stay in the Lone Star state until the evil, monstrosity is either captured or shot all to hell.
