Clint Eastwood Says If He Ever Sees Trump In Person He'll Kick The Anti-American SOB In His Pussy-Grabbing Balls
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The man who became famous as Roddy Yates, the ramrod on the 50's TV western "Rawhide" told Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo that if he ever sees Trump on the street, he is going to kick the motherfucking racist…
Read full storyMexico Informs The World That They Have Addressed Their Maracas Shortage
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Mexico's Ole News Agency has just informed the free, civilized world not to worry, because they have fixed their maracas shortage situation. A spokeswoman for the republic stated that the largest maracas producing fac…
Read full storyVladimir Putin Has Told Every Priest and Every Nun To Leave Russia Within 24-Hours or Else
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - Russia's vile, vulgar, creep leader is getting weirder by the hour. The Kremlin Voice reported that Vladimir Nikita Putin, has stated that he wants all Catholic priests and nums to leave Russia within 24 hours.
Read full storyTory leadership rat fight gets underway
Prime Minister Johnson is on his way out. The booze-stained corridors of Downing Street will soon no longer hear his trotters rattling along, or his coke-fuelled straw-headed blathering. After he has scuttled off into a cosy life of luxury and delusi…
Read full storyFor The Greatest Entertainment - Come To Our Church - Magic Mushrooms
I am Brother Godfearer, (my Holy pseudonym) - no need to know my real name, as we all serve God. I have the Pre - Papal Catholics storefront church on Broad Street. I am new here, and am trying to be a New Broom, and sweep Clean. People coming…
Read full storyRussia Has Run Out of Bottled Drinking Water- They Are Begging The Countries of The World To Please Help
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russia's national news agency, The Kremlin Voice reports that due to their invasion of the peace-loving country of the Ukraine, they find themselves totally out of bottled drinking water. A source close to President Vladim…
Read full storyAre you a Really Mediocre Politician? Want to Become Rich? Become a Trumper!
Trump won't be around that much longer. Jump on the Gravy Train. All you have to do is give up your Morals and Ethics. You will have to, daily, yammer a bunch of Lies about Trump being cheated out of the Presidency - voting machines, space la…
Read full storyTrump's "Crazy Team" Abandoned Him Because They All Said The Asshole Is One Crazy-Fucked Up Nazi
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump is quickly learning that people have had enough of his spoiled, brat, Manhattanesque shenanigans. People, even his own hardcore supporters have gone soft on him, and many are now calling him The Pied Piper of…
Read full storyCosta Rica and Ukraine Have Worked Out A Bananas-For-Vodka Trade
PUERTO DE LAS BANANAS, Costa Rica - (Satire News) - In a trade deal that will put smiles on the residents of both countries, Costa Rica and Ukraine have ironed out a trade deal that is being called The Bananas-For-Vodka Deal of 2022. In the deal w…
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