Build Back Better-Peter Picked Peck Of Peppers
It’s all in the name. Build Back Better sounds more like an apology campaign. It echo’s a confession of neglect. Like: Yes, it’s a dump, but with a coat of paint, it’ll come back better. All it needs is some spit and shine. You have to have a mott…
Read full storyPresident Biden Says He’ll Replace Retiring Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer With a Middle-Aged, Vegan, Pro-Vax, Lesbian Woman
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden says that he has decided to fill the Supreme Court seat vacated by Justice Stephen Breyer with a middle-aged, vegan, pro-vax, lesbian woman. POTUS said that he has instructed VP Harris to look int…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says If He Wants To Move To England, He Will, No Matter What Queen Elizabeth Says
LONDON – (UK Satire) – London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the twice-impeached, one-term pathological liar (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is so extremely butt-hurt at the fact that her majesty the queen stated on-the-record, that he is not…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Denies That She Is Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Sarah Ferguson recently told a very close friend that she has never been happier than she is now, and she confesses that she owes it all to her new boyfriend Piers Morgan. The 62-year-old Duchess of York, says that when she…
Read full storyPrince Andrew demands trial by Juke Box Jury
Embattled royal, Prince Andrew, threw down a defiant challenge to the legal team of his accuser, Virginia Giuffre, last night when he demanded that the accusations against him of having underage sex with Ms Giuffre be heard by a panel of four celebri…
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner Confesses That Trump Made a Pass At Her In The White House Kitchen
MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Caitlyn Jenner, the world’s most famous transsexual, next to RuPaul, confided to iNews writer, Kitty Segovia that the Trumptard made a pass at her two years ago. Jenner, was once a fantastic male Olympian…
Read full storyWar And Killing In Ukraine? Where Are The Pro-Life, Anti-Abortion, Life Is Sacred Folks?
Yes, where are you? Or are the pro-life, anti-abortion, life is sacred folks just a means to control women, put them back in the kitchen, remove them from public office, and let the men reign supreme, deciding when the little lady may put on a pair o…
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