MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Caitlyn Jenner, the world’s most famous transsexual, next to RuPaul, confided to iNews writer, Kitty Segovia that the Trumptard made a pass at her two years ago.
Jenner, was once a fantastic male Olympian, with a huge pecker and balls, who is now one of America's most famous transsexuals, with tits and a little tiny shecock.
The well-tanned beach bunny, who is the father/mother of famous celebrities Kylie and Kendall Jenner, as well as the step-father/step-mother of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian, told Miss Segovia, that she has been keeping her White House tryst with Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, a secret out of respect for little Barron Trump, but not for Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric.
Jenner said that the three older Trump siblings are all just merely stuck-up, arrogant, sarcastic, rich spoiled brats.
Segovia said that Trump had invited her to visit him at the White House. And as the two sat all alone in the kitchen eating Big Macs, Chicken McNuggets, and drinking papaya margaritas, DJT, suddenly groped her between her long, slender, shapely tanned legs.
Caitlyn said that she did not try to stop him, and actually revealed that she let him get to first base, second base, and third base, but that she did want to make it clear that Donnie boy did not hit a "Home Run." (At least not that night).
SIDENOTE: Ms. Jenner did tell Miss Segovia, that the “Pussy Grabbers” pee-pee is, just like Stormy Daniels wrote in her book, about the size of an acorn; and as orange as a tangerine.
