Mike Lindell Not Crazy, He’s Just Been Smoking Pillow Stuffing
Washington - The lawyer for Pillow Company Chairman Mike Lindell, who is being sued by companies making voting machines for falsely claiming that the machines had been hacked by China and Venezuela during the 2020 election, has responded by saying th…
Read full storyThe Sexy, Big-Breasted Elizabeth Hurley Has The Greatest Promotional Agent In The Entire World – Herself
HEREFORDSHIRE, England – (UK News) – It is no secret that the erotically sultry actress Elizabeth Hurley certainly has the number one, best personal agent in the entire movie business. Hurley does a fantastically phenomenal job of keeping herself…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Says That in An Effort To Become More likable She’s Decided to Have Breast Augmentation Surgery
DENVER, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency has just broken the story that Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, has secretly snuck into the Rocky Mountain high city. HNA executive writer Abel Zorro stated that he was informed by…
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner Devastated As Her Fiance Dumps Her Ass!
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is much sadness in the Land of The Kardashians, as the step-father of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney (Kardashian), along with Kylie and Kendall Jenner's biological father, has just been dumped. The highly heartbroken Ca…
Read full storyPresident Biden Threatens To Sue The State of Iowa
DES MOINES, Iowa – (US Satire) – The “Fly-Over” state of Iowa has just been informed that President Biden has let it be known that they are very close to getting their cornfield asses sued. POTUS stated that the FBI showed him a report that showed…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Wants Everyone To Know That He Did Not Boink Marjorie Taylor Greene – Ever! Ever!
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – Reports from the Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea state that President Kim Jong-un is angrier than a high school cheerleader with a case of the runs. Close aides say that the North Korea dictator is t…
Read full storyCeline Dion Is So Damn Skinny She Is Having To Wear A Training Bra
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The Las Vegas Roulette-Gazette newspaper, reports that world-famous singer Celine Dion has lost a tremendous amount of weight and now looks like a damn white drinking straw. A close friend of the songstress said that Mi…
Read full storyBongo Bongo Bongo, Volcano Erupts In Tonga
BILLINGSGATE POST: Climate change activists were outraged by the recent massive underwater eruption that spewed tons of filthy ash over millions of square miles of our planet, an area believed to be controlled by the Environmental Protection Agency…
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