Jeanine Pirro of “The Five” Says That The Omicron Virus Came From Mars
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Judge Jeanine Pirro has just joined Fox Network’s “The Five” and within 7 minutes she made 3 outlandishly fucked up statements. First the Trump ass-kisser said that if one looks at Mitch McConnell up close, he is ac…
Read full storyHaving not learnt their lesson, Conservatives are now planning a Pimm's and Croquet fundraiser
Having not learnt some important lessons this week, about being seen to do the right thing, the Conservative Party are now inviting conservative party donors to a Pimm's and Croquet evening in Downing Street. Conservative Spokesman Sanctimonious G…
Read full storyThe FBI Raided Mar-a-Lago And Found 19 Gold Bars That Were Stolen From Fort Knox
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Reports coming from The Daily Dirt News Agency state that a dozen agents from the FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on Trump’s Dixieland mansion, Mar-a-Lago. The Federal officers confiscated over 27 computers, lap tops, iP…
Read full storyLocal man had sizzling phone-sex romp during marriage guidance session
A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has told a local newspaper that he indulged in phone sex with a female work colleague during a marriage guidance session attended by himself and his wife. Toby Dell, from Brushfield Street, told The East London Gazett…
Read full storyDonald Trump Refuses To Remove The Confederate Flag From One Of The Mar-a-Lago Swimming Pools
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The FBI has just informed President Biden that the former White House resident, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has refused repeated instructions to remove the 30-foot by 40-foot Confederate flag from the Mar-a-Lag…
Read full storyR-Rated Tweets From Republicans - January, 2022
The Vox Populi News Agency has just compiled a list of some tweets that were recently sent out by members of the Republican party. The tweets were compiled by Vox Populi senior writer Tapioca Swizzle. TWEETS FROM REPUBLICANS TWEET #1: DONALD TR…
Read full storyWriter Whose Article Finally Appears on News Satire Website Forgets Why He Wrote It
Washington - A part-time writer of fictional satirical news stories recently stumbled upon an old story that he had submitted to a website specializing in political humor, months afterwards, and could not remember any of the details of the story or w…
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