In Winter Olympics News: Sad To Say The Women’s Giant Shalom Alpine Skiing Event Has Been Cancelled
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The Winter Olympic Committee has just announced that it had to cancel one of it’s most popular events. The Women's Giant Shalom Alpine Skiing even had to be stopped when one of the skiers from Guatemala,…
Read full storyThe US Hurricane Agency Has Just Announced The Reason Why They Are Dropping The Name Marjorie From Their List of 2022 Hurricane Names
MIAMI, Florida – (Satire News) – The US Hurricane Agency in charge of naming hurricanes has just made an announcement that really and truly did not surprise anyone. The agency, which has been naming hurricanes since World War II, decided to drop t…
Read full storyTV star says something, again
The fifth baroness of a fictional place, who also has a lucrative television career has once again opened her mouth, only to put the other foot in it. 'Yes' said Michelle Wotsit 'I said something that made perfect sense to me, as someone born into…
Read full storySpain’s World Famous Matador, El Gazpacho, Is Expected To Make A Full Recovery From His Recent Ass Goring In Tijuana, Mexico
BARCELONA, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine (Madrid) is reporting that the greatest matador to ever enter a bullring will make a full recovery after being gored at Tijuana’s Mrs. Pancho Villa Bullring. The goring appeared in mid-…
Read full storyUS Border Patrol K-9 Units Are Now Patrolling The US-Mexico Border
LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – iNews reports that the United States Border Patrol has just implemented The Roaming Border Pooches Program. This search and find program is the brain child of VP Harris, and in just the first two days, has been resp…
Read full storySimon Cowell launches the search for Britain's best scrotum
ITV have announced a new talent show to begin filming in the summer across the UK. Contestants are being asked to apply for the yet-to-be-named TV show, which may be called "Scrote Idol" or "The Scrotal Factor". Alongside Cowell, the other confirm…
Read full storyThe Peruvian Women’s Ice Hockey Team Is Disqualified
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency has announced that the highly touted Peruvian women’s ice hockey team has been sent home. According to Olympic Committee officials, it was discovered that in Peru’s gam…
Read full storyCambodia Sells Great Britain 700 Pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder (Cocaine)
JUNGLE JIM, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Scotland Yard is reporting that unknown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson or her majesty Queen Elizabeth, one of Cambodia’s top drug lords sold to Great Britian, 700 pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder. The…
Read full storyWell, Well, Well, The Trumptard Finally Admits That He Did Pay Stormy Daniels Hush Money, But He Stresses Not $130,000!
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Daily Drama News Agency has just broken the story that one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has finally admitted that he did pay the gorgeously sexy-as-hell, statuesque, long-lusciously legged Stormy Daniels hush mone…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Sells The Taliban 13 ICBM Rockets
PYONGANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The United States, the United Kingdom, and the United Emirates are all extremely upset with the little fat fuck leader of North Korea (aka Kim Jong-un). The Vox Populi News Agency has broken the story that N…
Read full storyTons and Tons of Wisconsin Snow Mysteriously Shows Up In Mississippi
BULOXI, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The Mississippi Department of Law Enforcement is investigating into how in the hellacious hell, 343 tons of Wisconsin snow ended up in the delta state of Mississippi. Capt. Amos Tuckerlicker, 62, with the MDLE…
Read full storyTrump Plans To Appear Naked Before Televised House Hearings
New Donald Trump plan. Trump intends to revolutionize US public hearings by appearing naked before the televised judicial House hearings. These hearings will involve his actions on the January 6th, Political Discourse at the Capitol. He promised t…
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