NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Daily Drama News Agency has just broken the story that one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has finally admitted that he did pay the gorgeously sexy-as-hell, statuesque, long-lusciously legged Stormy Daniels hush money to shut-the-fuck up about their alleged boinkings, or couplings as they say in South Dakota.
The DDNA's Cinderella St. Lamb was the first to break the story about the lying mothereffing GOP has been.
St. Lamb pointed out that according to info guru Andy Cohen, the Trumptard actually paid Stormy $128,000 and not $130,000 as the media (including Fox News) had reported.
Meanwhile Miss Daniels revealed that DJT has a tattoo with the word "Ivanka" on his left gonad (ball).
