Trump Plans To Appear Naked Before Televised House Hearings

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 6 February 2022

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"I'm here to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the whole naked truth, so help me Trump."

New Donald Trump plan. Trump intends to revolutionize US public hearings by appearing naked before the televised judicial House hearings. These hearings will involve his actions on the January 6th, Political Discourse at the Capitol.

He promised to employ his man spread as soon as he sat down. The man-spread would send women on the panel hurrying out of the hearing room.

Boris Johnson intends to try Trump's strategy in the House of Parliament in England. Johnson believes his undress would quit the opposition going on and on and on about the Number 10 drink parties during the quarantine.

In the US, saner minds prevailed, saying no, but Trump being Trump insisted. He was going for it 100%.

Committee members will chicken out. They'll recognize Trump's honesty. Thank him for his attendance, adjourn the hearing, no questions asked, none answered, and no perjury committed.

However, there seemed to be one clear support in Trump's favor. Constitutional scholars announced that nothing in the Constitution said a witness had to dress when appearing before a House or Senate hearing. It was always just assumed a witness would dress appropriately. There's nothing written about a dress code or dress requirement.

"Well, there you are! It's just like gold! Trump gold! I'll be back at Mar-a-Lago by lunch."

Told he'd be arrested for indecent exposure, Trump said he would claim Executive Privilege. He was still president. Biden stole the election. "Where is Air Force One was hiding?"

"I DON'T HIDE."

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