TV star says something, again

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 6 February 2022

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Oh well, there are no lessons to be learnt here.

The fifth baroness of a fictional place, who also has a lucrative television career has once again opened her mouth, only to put the other foot in it.

'Yes' said Michelle Wotsit 'I said something that made perfect sense to me, as someone born into extreme privilege, but it seems that all of the proles on the old Internet have taken exception to what I said.'

A Twitter follower SausagesforTea23457 asked 'So, if we don't have a sensational career in television, rich parents, and were born twenty years ago, so what you say makes sense, what then?'

Miss Wotsit had no answers and has since left Twitter for the seventh time in three weeks. She will be back on Wednesday, having not learnt her lesson.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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