LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – iNews reports that the United States Border Patrol has just implemented The Roaming Border Pooches Program.
This search and find program is the brain child of VP Harris, and in just the first two days, has been responsible for capturing 7,209 ‘visitors’ from Guatemala, Costa Rica, Honduras, Uruguay, Mexico, Haiti, Zimbabwe, and Macadamia.
The RBP Program involves highly-trained drug and people sniffing German Shepherds and Border Patrol agents, who merely follow the dogs wherever they want to go.
The director of this new program Captain Diego Tostada-Bagel, 52, says that in just 2 days, this newly implemented implementation program has already been more successful that the Nazi racist Trumptard's worthless, expensive-as-hell wall, which 5-year-olds can either climb or tunnel under with very little effort.
SIDENOTE: VP Harris added that her idea has also resulted in the confiscation of tons of marijuana, cocaine, heroin, morphine, opiods, knock-off lipsticks, and counterfeit Viagra pills.
