Melania Trump and LeBron James Are As Happy As Two Lovebirds On Valentine's Day
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Friends of the great NBA basketball star say that they have not seen LeBron (James) as happy as he is now, in a long, long time. One of his Cleveland high school friends said that James cannot seem to keep his huge hand…
Read full storyIt Is So Damn Hot, That Streets In Australia Are Catching On Fire!
PERTH, Australia - Vox Populi (Australia) has just informed the world that the temps in KangarooLand are so fucking hot that many of the "Down Under" cities are reporting that many streets in Brisbane, Melbourne, and West Fitfuck, are actually catchi…
Read full storyThe Temperature At The South Pole Is Usually -47 Degrees Fahrenheit, But With The Ongoing Heat Wave It Has Gone Up To -29 Degrees
THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - The World Weather Guild reports that even the freezing South Pole is not escaping the horrendously, horrific heat waves that are beseeching most of the world's countries. With countries like the USA, Great Britian,…
Read full storyHow To and How Not to Hate in Canada
When is the pot and kettle black? Which is blacker than the other? There are laws in various countries which mean well, except they were passed by politicians of little brain. It’s easy to make a law first, and then wonder about the full ramifica…
Read full storyPresident Biden's Approval Rating Is At An All-Time High
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - There is tremendous joy in the White House as the results of a recent QuinniPinni Poll show that President Biden's approval rating is at an all-time high. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, said that…
Read full storyPrince Charles Is Very Happy With His New Hair Implants
LONDON - (Satire News) - British reporter Petula Tart, with Ta Ta For Now News spoke with the Prince of Wales (aka Charles) and she learned that the 73-year-old monarch is extremely pleased with the outcome of his recent hair procedure. Prince Cha…
Read full storyThe real reason why energy bills are so high
After his entire cabinet resigned, Johnson appointed one of his spoilt 7 year old sons as Energy Minister. During a meeting where he was asked what the energy price cap should be, Rupert Johnson replied "A gazillion pounds!" before running away to lo…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Agrees To Record a Song With Elton John
LONDON - (Satire News) - True Dat News has just broken the story that her majesty will be heading into the recording studio to record a song with her favorite singer Elton John. A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace said that Queen Elizabeth became…
Read full storyDumpster Fire World
No, it’s not a new addition to Disneyland, it’s an upcoming classification of certain countries in the world. There’s the First World (who call themselves more civilized than other ‘worlds’, and are, thus, less civilized, being snobs, to put it li…
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