Cong. Liz Cheney Loses Her House of Representatives Seat But Vows To Be The GOP Presidential Candidate For 2024
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - Anderson Cooper is reporting that the nicest, sweetest, most compassionate Republican that he has ever met; other than John McCain and Mitt Romney is Elizabeth Cheney. Liz is the vice-chairman of The Senate Cond…
Read full storyThe FBI Plans On Raiding Trump's Mar-a-Lago Mansion Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Atlanta Peach Press Newspaper has broken the story that Federal agents will once again be conducting a raid on Donald Trump's Florida Estate. Reporter Dixie Durango with the Peach Press stated that she actual…
Read full storyA California Man Says That His Two Hobbies Are Smoking Lots and Lots of Marijuana and Searching For Abandoned Dogs
BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming - (Satire News) - An unemployed accountant Will Pinnacle, 43, says that he prefers to live the simple life, as opposed to the hustle and bustle life of the business world. He told Cosmos News Service writer Armada Aquatina…
Read full storySecret of all Vampire Movies Revealed - Male Vampires Practice Oral Sex
There have been a lot of modern vampire movies where the vampire wines and dines the victim - (before dining on her) - then has sex with his Vamp sweetie. (An example is the Eddie Murphy vampire movie). The trouble is these guys have 300, 400, 5…
Read full storyBeyonce Says She Has No Earthy Idea How a Songwriter as Butt Ugly As Diane Warren Can Write Such Beautiful Songs
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Noted white songwriter Diane Warren got herself in a world of deep shit, when she stupidly asked why rap and hip hop artist have to constantly write songs that have over 3,000 words in them. She even asked how in the wo…
Read full storyBritish former health secretary Sajid Javid says that British workers are the most hardworking in the world
Responding to criticism of leadership candidate Liz Truss, whom he supports, a former British minister said that British workers are the “most hardworking in the world”. The statement produced laughter in derision by hundreds of thousands of Briti…
Read full storyFrom The "What Other Stupid, Ignorant Comment Will The Trumpturd Make About The FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago" Department
MAR A- LAGO - (Satire News) - Just when we all thought that the Pussy Grabber could not possibly come up with any more idiotic shit to think of, here we go. According Vox Populi News Agency reporter, Tapioca Swizzle, now comes this; Old Lard Belly…
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