US Navy Seals Swam Underneath The Russian Battleship "Vodkavich" and Blew It All To Hell!!!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer is reporting that US Navy Seals have successfully sunk one of Putin's largest battleships, "The Vodkavich." Sunshine Observer writer Carmine Catalino said that he spoke with a White…
Read full storyNY City Mayor Eric Adams Responds to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott
(NYC) Following the inane, misguided pre-election publicity stunt by Texas Governor Greg Abbott to send busloads of apprehended illegal immigrants to the Big Apple, Mayor Adams has reciprocated in a magnanimous gesture of interstate cooperation, by s…
Read full storyJournalist Basil Blathering's New Memoir - The Thatcher War Years
As a young journalist I covered the Thatcher years - an exciting time. Margaret, let's call her Maggie, learned a great deal about life at her father's his Grocery shop. She worked there, while young, cutting and slicing meat - good with a Clea…
Read full storyTrixie's Tips for a Sustainable Home...in Unsustainable Times - Lick Containers Clean
Hi, I'm Trixie - maybe you have seen my program on the Thatcher Channel - along with all those Gung-ho Right-wing characters Lambasting Housing for the Poor, and the need for more tax cuts for Big Businesses. I keep out of all that - just show y…
Read full storyGrow-Your-Own Bake-Your-Own is Back, Now That Real Bread is $10 a Loaf
Get back to basics with the “still attractive” Ms. Suzy Homemaker Gold Medal Winner of 1960. We are all going back - Kicking and Screaming - to Basics. (And ex-hippie and Grateful Dead Follower). People will have to make cakes, brownies…
Read full storyStephen Curry and His Wife Agree To Film a Commercial For Paul Bunyon Glow-In-The-Dark Condoms
SAN FRANCISO - (Satire News) - The NBA Finals MVP Stephen Curry of The Golden State Warriors, has just announced that he and his wife Ayesha have agreed to film a commercial for the Paul Bunyon Condom Co. The Currys told Sportsapalooza writer Pia…
Read full storyThe Famous Buffalo Wings Franchise Wing Stop Has Decided To Change Its Name
CHUCK WAGON, Texas - (Satire News) - The America Foodie News Agency has just let it be known that one of the largest and most popular buffalo wings restaurants in the nation has decided to drop the name Wing Stop. Chain spokesperson Bernardo Flick…
Read full storyElon Musk Has Developed The World's First Tesla 18-Wheeler Truck
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - First he had the Tesla automobile, then the Tesla motorcycle, and then the Tesla bus. And now Elon "Moneybags" Musk has just developed the Tesla 18-Wheeler Truck. Musk says that the new Tesla truck will save companies…
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