Hi, I'm Trixie - maybe you have seen my program on the Thatcher Channel - along with all those Gung-ho Right-wing characters Lambasting Housing for the Poor, and the need for more tax cuts for Big Businesses.
I keep out of all that - just show you how to do Austerity at home.
Here's a few quick tips. Dilute the dishwashing soap with water. it is over chemicalized. You can get 1/3 more use out of it - and save money.
When showering, put the dog under you in the shower - two washed with the same amount of soap.
When cooking pasta sauce, clean out the tomato paste can with your tongue - also any other cans or jars. Don't waste a drop. Just don't let your husband see this - or he will want a trip to the bedroom - and dinner will never get cooked.
(Time for an ad lambasting Brexit. Totally innocent England - our lives deliberately ruined by Europe. And Europe still doing dirty deeds - be right back).
