Trixie's Tips for a Sustainable Home...in Unsustainable Times - Lick Containers Clean

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 12 August 2022

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Stop rinsing dishes in the sink - use your tongue as a pre-rinse!

Hi, I'm Trixie - maybe you have seen my program on the Thatcher Channel - along with all those Gung-ho Right-wing characters Lambasting Housing for the Poor, and the need for more tax cuts for Big Businesses.

I keep out of all that - just show you how to do Austerity at home.

Here's a few quick tips. Dilute the dishwashing soap with water. it is over chemicalized. You can get 1/3 more use out of it - and save money.

When showering, put the dog under you in the shower - two washed with the same amount of soap.

When cooking pasta sauce, clean out the tomato paste can with your tongue - also any other cans or jars. Don't waste a drop. Just don't let your husband see this - or he will want a trip to the bedroom - and dinner will never get cooked.

(Time for an ad lambasting Brexit. Totally innocent England - our lives deliberately ruined by Europe. And Europe still doing dirty deeds - be right back).

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