Grow-Your-Own Bake-Your-Own is Back, Now That Real Bread is $10 a Loaf

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 12 August 2022

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Suzy's "dope" loaf is totally whack

Get back to basics with the “still attractive” Ms. Suzy Homemaker Gold Medal Winner of 1960.

We are all going back - Kicking and Screaming - to Basics.

(And ex-hippie and Grateful Dead Follower).

People will have to make cakes, brownies or bread, if they want to eat these items. No more acting like Rich Folks - eating most of our meals out.

No more Fast food breakfasts, lunches, and dinners. Your bodies will be grateful - even though you won't.

Canning might make a comeback. Celebrity canning Grannies on YouTube showing the secret tips.

Quilting, too - blankets are expensive, and thrift dresses and shirts make colorful quilts. With hand quilting your don't even need a machine - can be a real pioneer woman.

Imagine !. Kids might even turn to reading a Book at times - as all this survival information is not on Youtube. "

'Grow your Own' can be good for other things. Pot prices are skyrocketing too!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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