CHUCK WAGON, Texas - (Satire News) - The America Foodie News Agency has just let it be known that one of the largest and most popular buffalo wings restaurants in the nation has decided to drop the name Wing Stop.
Chain spokesperson Bernardo Flickmeister, III, informed AFNA reporter Paloma Sonoma, that the company is still reeling from the infamous Honey Mustard Scandal of 2013.
Flicky, as Wing Stop officials call him, stated that they want to put that most unfortunate incident behind them, and so that is the reason for the corporate name change from Wing Stop to Wing Go.
SIDENOTE: AFNA noted that according to surveys taken of over 4 million Wing Stop patrons all over the world, 91% are in favor of the new name change.
