The Memory of Melania Trump Emerges Once Again
Remember when babies and children were ripped from their mother’s arms at the Mexican border and put into cages? Mrs. Trump took a trip to the Mexican border wearing a green jacket. Printed on the back of the jacket in sloppy white letters was: I don…
Read full storyBertie Wooster and Jeeves are in 'spiffing' form as they bash Jaggedone's 'lugholes' once again!
05.00 AM somewhere in Jaggedone's balding bonce as he tosses (now, now, not that form of tossing!) and turns attempting to ignore the higher echelons of Brit aristocracy, but to no avail! "Now Jeeves old Bean, I heard that scoundrel, Johnson, want…
Read full storyCalifornia set to add song and dance routines to aftermath of recall campaign
California has decided Governor Newsom should NOT be dismissed and replaced by one of 46 candidates. If it had happened, this would have been only the second time in State history for such an event, following dismissal of Gray Davis and replacemen…
Read full storyMeteorologists Say That Half of California Could Burn Down Before Christmas
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Satire News) – Weather experts are now stating that the California wildfires are the worst in the history of wildfires. Papayo Bamboo with Tabloid Today, said that she spoke with Max D. Nissbaum, who is the director…
Read full storyAn Ex-Mar-a-Lago Employee Has Photographs of Donald Trump Playing With Himself
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Traci Diddle, with The National Rumblings News Agency stated that one of Trump’s personal masseuses told her that Trump has decided to dedicate himself to just three of his girlfriends; Maria Bartiromo, Marjorie…
Read full storyNicki Minaj Not Backing Down
Nicki Minaj is no stranger to feuds and publicity, but she courted her biggest controversy yet when she explained her refusal to get vaccinated with the following anecdote: “My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine ‘cuz his friend got it & be…
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