Shot Of Botox Versus Shot Of Covid Vaccine?
Why do some anti-vax people use Botox to eliminate lines and wrinkles but reject the Covid-19 vaccine that can save their life? Botox is made from a toxin. "Set it up, Joe. Let me have a shot between the eyes and get rid of my 11's.
Read full storyAfter Losing To #13 Ranked Oregon, “THE” Ohio State Is Now Simply Being Called Ohio State
COLUMBUS, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Football pundits are saying that the once mighty Ohio State Buckeyes, who refer to themselves as “THE” Ohio State are now just being referred to as simply Ohio State. The Buckeyes got beaten by the Oregon Ducks 3…
Read full storyThe Aberdeen Sea Wolves Defeat The Killarney Archers In The Scottish-Irish Football League’s Opener
ABERDEEN, Scotland – (Sports Satire) – The reigning champions of the Scottish-Irish Football League, the Aberdeen Sea Wolves, easily defeated their long time rivals the Killarney Archers 6-2. The game was held at the newly remodeled Mrs. Sean Conn…
Read full storyThat actress you liked in that thing is in a thing you won't like her in
An actress that you liked in something because she played a nice character, is going to upset you with her turn as someone a lot more unpleasant. In the shocking turn of events, the actress who you like, but whose name you have forgotten will play…
Read full storyIncompetent man wishes to be doing his job for another ten years
Incompetent buffoon Geoffrey Rivers has said that he wants to be doing his job for the next ten years. Mr Rivers, who works for the local sewage treatment firm, has said that although his work involves things people don't want to think about, he s…
Read full storyTexas Governor Abolishes Rape
Austin, TX Wood Blister reporting. Gov. Greg Abbott, as he signed the most restrictive anti-abortion law in the country, explained why the law did not provide for abortion after six weeks in cases of rape or incest. "We are abolishing rape and in…
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