Taylor Swift Announces She Will Run Against The GOP Broom-Riding Witch Sen. Marsha Blackburn – And She’ll Kick-Her-Ass But Good!
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – One of the most popular singers in both the country field and the pop scene is Taylor Swift. The 31-year-old has over 140 million followers on Instagram, 87 million followers on Twitter, 39 million on YouTube, and she…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Says That Just Thinking About Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Him a Boner
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that President Kim Jong-un has fallen head-over-heels in love with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Word out of North Korea is that the Kimster, as BFF Dennis Rodman cal…
Read full storyAn Atlanta Pole Dancer Spends $4,000 To Have Her Trump Tattoo Lasered Off of Her Left Foot
ATLANTA, Georgia – (Satire News) – A woman who says that she was one of Donald Jonathan Trump’s biggest supporters has just spent $4,000 on laser surgery. Stephanie Cervixola, 26, who is employed as a pole dancer at Atlanta’s Beaver Dam Strip Club…
Read full storyManchester United, driven by a 'Norwegian Wood-Head' hits a Scandinavian Iceberg!
A Nr7 shirt claimed to be the 'Messiah' for an ailing, once global dominant footy team situated in Manchester, and this team, which is certainly not 'United' is failing to 'part the waves!' The Footy Gods obviously prefer light-blue skies, and not re…
Read full storyWilliam Shatner shoots into space
After a week of being slated for even taking part in the space travel, Shatner has defended his trip. Prince William, Bono, Paul McCartney and some of his own friends have mocked the ex-actor who last worked 50 years ago... The whole event was…
Read full storyLego enthusiast left distraught by explosions in Toy Town
A model-maker that built a whole Lego Town in Falkirk Town Hall has been left devastated after his £120,000 creation was left destroyed and burned to the ground in an act of terrorism. "The Lego Town had everything most towns have. Mosque, Chapel,…
Read full storyDonald Trump Demands People Stop Calling Him By His Newly Acquired Nickname – "The Human Hemorrhoid"
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – According to a reporter with the Daily Dirt, Senor Trump, as he is called in Tijuana, Mexico, is furious at his latest nickname. DJT recently traveled to Pensacola, to get an estimate on a new toupee. Stormy…
Read full storyMcDonalds Says Bye-Bye To Those Annoying Big Mac Bun Sesame Seeds
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The powers-that-be at McDonalds have just informed the fast-food buying public, that effective as-soon-as-humanly possible, their Big Mac burger buns will no longer be covered with all of those annoying sesame s…
Read full storyStrange Scars Appearing on Foreheads, Right Hands of Vaccinated Individuals
Doctors all over the world are reporting that patients who have been fully vaccinated against COVID are developing unusual scars on their foreheads and right hands. Puzzled, many have appealed to experts in other fields to offer their opinions as to…
Read full storyThe Same-Gender Dancing Team of JoJo Siwa and Jenna Johnson Are Favored To Capture The Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Dancing With The Stars kicked off season number 30, with the show’s very first same-sex dancing duo. You Tube star JoJo Siwa, who is lesbionic, is paired with DWTS pro Jenna Johnson, wife of Val Chmerkovskiy. And the fo…
Read full storyStudy: Straight Men Who Claim to Like Dancing Actually Don't
"It started off as a rather whimsical promotion," said pub owner Mort Jigglethwaite with a chuckle. "I had no idea that it would spawn a formal scientific study!" "You see, Wednesday night is typically a slow time for our business, so when we le…
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