Cross-cultural Jabberwocky - A Survival Skill for Tunisia
The mistake I made was to use German. Being an American tourist in Tunisia at a time shortly after the first Gulf War was not dangerous, but at the same time not entirely comfortable. Occasional photos of Saddam Hussein that were proudly displayed…
Read full storyJane Goodall Opens A Chain Of Banana Shops
Acclaimed monkey lady, Jane Goodall, has invested her life savings from monkeying around in Africa for all those years in a string of Banana Shops, after deciding there just aren't enough banana shoppes in the world. "I suppose we should have seen…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Finally Finds The Balls To Reveal That Donald Trump Quasi-Groped Her In His Mar-a-Lago Master Bedroom
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the News Blues News Agency, one of the most hated politicians in D.C. is none other than the dirty blonde-haired skanky bitch herself, Marjorie Taylor Greene. NBNA reporter Velveeta Maracas says that…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Is 99.98% Certain That Her Daddy Will Certainly End Up In Prison So She Wants Him To Enter A Witness Protection Program
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Everyone knows that Ivanka is still the apple of Trumptard’s eye, as well as the banana, the cantaloupe, and the papaya. Her brothers “Dopey 1” (Don Jr.) and “Dopey 2” (Eric), cannot believe how upset their sister is ab…
Read full storyDon’t Call Me FlyFace
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the pantheon of Dick Tracy villains, there was no greater public enemy than Flyface. His real name was Felixweather Limpp, aka Hank Tight. A lawyer by profession, Flyface was a portly, 42-year old man with a constant grimaced ex…
Read full storyCourtroom Sketch Artist Makes Ghislaine Maxwell Super Hot for Some Reason
NEW YORK- Opening statements were made in the trial of Ghislaine Maxwell today, and while cameras are not allowed in the courtroom, there is a sketch artist who has decided to make the accused super hot for unknown reasons. While Maxwell sits accu…
Read full storyThe Kim Kardashian–Pete Davidson Romance Is Getting Hotter! And Hotter! And Hotter!
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many celebrity world pundits are talking about how unlikely the recent romantic pairing between the entrepreneuristic diva Kim Kardashian and the "Saturday Night Live" clown Pete Davidson is. The two first met at th…
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