Congratulations Democrats For Electing A Republican Governor In Virginia
Great job, House Democrats! House Democrats managed to elect a Republican governor in Virginia. With all of their dithering, progressives made House Democrats look like a group of knit-pickers, who could not decide which way was up and didn't kno…
Read full storyAn Extremely Sexy Hooters Girl Currently Has The #1 Best Selling Sex Book In America
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has revealed that the nation’s number one selling book on sex is “Achieving Orgasms For Fun and Profit.” The book was written by Sherry Saxberger, who has been a Hooters Girl for three years.
Read full storyDonald Trump Rushed To The Hospital With A Severe Case of TWS
Mar-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Senior Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, reports that the man that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has nicknamed “Old Butt Face” was recently rushed to the hospital. A spokesperson for Our Lady of The De…
Read full storyFrom Beyond, Jeeves and Bertie Wooster Contact Jaggedone to Inquire if Holland is Underwater yet!
04.00 AM between Jaggedone's wax filled earholes: Jaggedone to Jeeves: "Damn it Jeeves, can't you let an Old Codger get his beauty sleep!" Bertie Wooster: "Jeeves ol' Bean, I heard that Holland could be underwater by 2050, have you heard that…
Read full storyA Well-Respected Vatican Publication Names Donald Trump "The Most Evil Person Since Adolf Hitler"
THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The highly-respected Vatican Voice News Agency has just listed it’s choices for mean, hateful, and worthless individuals. Winners in the past have included Sean Hannity, Jeffrey Epstein, O.J. Simpson, Omarosa, and Ann…
Read full storyNewlywed Matt Gaetz Says His New Wife Wants An Annulment
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is much sadness in the Matt Gaetz household according to one of his neighbors. Gaetz neighbor Imelda Furbush, told Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency that for weeks she has heard loud argu…
Read full storyMan Kicked Out Of Cop26 Climate Talks For Not Recycling Pepsi Can
Edinburgh, Scotland - I'm reporting from Edinburgh because I can't get anywhere near Glasgow. It's a total mess. Barricades and Covid checkpoints up the wazoo! Who knew that's a Scottish expression? Regardless, a member of the Polish delegation t…
Read full storyTexas Governor Greg Abbott’s Psychiatrist Says The SOB Is As Crazy As Bat Shit!
GALVESTON – (Satire News) – The man who was D.J. Trump’s personal psychiatrist has informed the news media that his new patient, Gov. Greg Abbott is positively 100% certifiable (i.e. crazy, insane, fucked-up). Dr. Hans Von Hansheister, III, spoke…
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