Vandals Reduce Trump’s 9½ Foot Tall Statue To A Pile of Dust
CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – The Corn Shuck Police Department reports that overnight someone took ball peen hammers and completely destroyed the statue of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump that stood in the parking lot of one of the local McDonalds…
Read full storyThe Legendary Sasquatch Is Spotted In Connecticut
PORT CONNECTICUT, Connecticut – (Satire News) – Fans of the legendary Sasquatch, aka Big Foot, were both excited and amazed to hear that their “Hero” was spotted so far from its home state of Wyoming. Port Conn, as the locals call it, is noted for…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Finally Addresses Those Persistent Pregnant Rumors
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The rumors that J.Lo is expecting have been swirling around since Labor Day, (no pun intended – well maybe). Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, caught up with the singer, dancer, actress at a Burger Ban…
Read full storyHoly Toledo: Canada To Tap Into Its Maple Syrup Reserve
Say it ain’t so Canada! The place upstairs, if you live in the United States, is planing to tap into their maple syrup reserve. Who even knew Canada, such a reserve nation to begin with, had a reserve of maple syrup? Are there underground barrels? Gr…
Read full storyMadonna Says She Will Run Against Florida’s Asshole Governor Ron DeSantis, and She’ll Kick His Ass From Miami to Pensacola
TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Satire News) – Reporter April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review has broken the story regarding Madonna’s political aspirations and intentions. The 63-year-old resident of New York told Miss Jiggle that ever since 1998, she h…
Read full storyThe Costa Rican Government Shuts Down and Rotten Bananas Are Starting To Pile Up All Over The Place
PUERTO DE PLATANOS, Costa Rica – (SATIRE NEWS) - The Banana Bunch News Agency is reporting that the country is starting to smell-like-hell. This is due to the government of Costa Rica taking a cue from the USA and shutting down the national govern…
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