Amazon Has Acquired the United States of America for an Undisclosed Amount. What More Could Bezos Need?
Paramount, Universal, and Warner Brothers: these are just some of the film studios not owned by Amazon Inc. (yet). The United States of America, a lesser-known studio known for producing those highly-rated White House Covid-19 press conferences, was…
Read full storyA Tattoo Parlor in Petaluma is Making a Killing Tattooing Vaginas
PETALUMA, California – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that now that people are out venturing again a new intimate trend has emerged. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle visited one of the most popular tattoo parlors in Northern California and spoke…
Read full storyVanessa Trump snags Secret Service guy to beat on Eric and Don Jr.
At first people assumed Vanessa Trump was just looking for a fling with an actual human male. But it soon became apparent she had more on her mind. Now we know she had a couple of objectives. Number 1 was to get herself a man, and she succeeded.
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has let it be known that he would like to see future NFL hall of fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers in a Dallas Cowboys uniform. Reports by Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazoo…
Read full storyNina Dobrev Says No To a Nude Scene in Her Upcoming Bloodsucking Movie “The Psychotic Venomous Vampires of Valdosta”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the new Touch Rock Films motion picture have been informed by its star that she will not be appearing nude in the movie’s opening scene, which takes place in an old abandoned termite-infested saw mill.
Read full storySpoof Writer, 90, Dumped Twice by Same Girl 65 Years Apart
Of all the girls I dated - lots in my time, which includes now - I'd only been dumped once before. I usually did the dumping. But this time, at 90, I got the full--blown treatment. Right down to having my email BLOCKED! Me! A recognized contributor t…
Read full storyWhere’s Hunter Update: Harvesting Bat Guano In Galapagos
BILLINGSGATE POST: He has to be somewhere. Now we know. With most of the incoming news on Hunter Biden’s whereabouts coming from the New York Post, including lurid pictures of Hunter balancing two totally nekid hookers on his lower abdomen, each fa…
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