
Modern, relatable, emotional — The autobiography of a YouTuber's boo, and her beau
Attention all Young Adult fanatics — a critically acclaimed new book is a must read for all lovers of the struggles of simply being an imperfectly human. The book is an autobiography which covers the budding relationship between the popular YouTub…
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What’s up with Rudy Giuliani's head? Somebody please help!
Many people have been asking the question but no answer is yet forthcoming: Is there something wrong with Rudy Giuliani’s head? If the answer somehow happens to be “No”, you’d need to rephrase the question to something like: What in the HELL is w…
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Melania Trump Will Soon Be Releasing A Very Revealing Tell-All Book on Her Donaldo
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – According to Rumorland News, the former first lady, Melania Trump, 51, reveals lots of embarrassing details about her husband, in her upcoming tell-all book titled, “No One Knows Donaldo Like I Do – The Damn Truth Abou…
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Investigating Benghazi And The January 6th Insurrection
Remember Benghazi? When Hillary Clinton was the Secretary of State and wanted to upgrade foreign embassies located in troubled countries? Benghazi was one of those embassies. Senator Mitch McDonnell said No. Mitch McConnell said he wanted to…
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Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, and Megan Thee Stallion To Record An Album Tittled “The Big Bosomed Booty Babes of Hip Hop Music”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The word on the streets of LaLaLand is that three of the biggest hip hop rappers in the nation are heading into the recording studio to record a fly album, as NBA superstar LeBron James, of the world champion Los Angeles L…
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Little Billy Belichick and his women: The Genius Life
Back in 1976, Debbie Clark Belichick made the team! Coach Bill’s home team that is! She won the job of starting 1st mate, and she managed to keep it for almost 30 years. But that’s not her sole claim to fame. Debbie is a great success in her own righ…
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The Los Angeles Galaxy Will Play Manchester United in London's Wembley Stadium
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After two years of negotiations, it is now official that the Los Angeles Galaxy will travel to London to play the Manchester United Red Devils in Wembley Stadium in August. Zorro La Bamba, reporter with the Sports…
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Spain’s Famed Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract to Fight in Mexico
MADRID, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated has just confirmed that the greatest matador in the world has just signed a $3.6 million contract to appear in half a dozen bullfights in Mexico. Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, the pride of…
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