The Donald J Trump POS Award
The Donald J Trump POS Award Foundation [for those who have not yet had their morning coffee, the P stands for 'piece', and the O stands for 'of'] announced that the group’s inaugural Donald J. Trump POS award will be given out virtually in early Dec…
Read full storyThose First "Hundred Days:" Biden, FDR and Napoleon
Washington, D. C. Thursday, Mar. 11. Spoof Capitol Bureau. A Woof Blister Commentary for The Spoof. President Joe Biden gave his first post-inauguration "fireside chat" Thursday evening as he ended his first "Fifty Days" in office. Normally, p…
Read full storyMan Terrified After Biden Says US Will Be 'Back To Normal' by July 4
President Joe Biden's announcement that Americans can expect life to return to normal later this summer, has left one Fort Lauderdale man terrified. Duncan Whitehead, 54 (though he looks 35), handsome, articulate, great dancer, lover, and all-ar…
Read full storyCat picture still the most popular one on his owner's Facebook page
Tiddles McGee, a three-year-old moggy, is still the favourite, and most commented-on photo on owner Stanley Bridgewater's Facebook page. 47-year-old party-goer and single man, Stanley, has put up photos of his car, the fish he catches, and the foo…
Read full storyCouple shocked to learn Piers Morgan is happily married
Gary and Lorraine Johnson, from Chutney on the Fritz, were shocked to learn that television celebrity Piers Morgan is happily married. 'We saw that he had left Good Morning Britain, and thought he might have a lonely life afterwards, with his outs…
Read full storyExclusive Conversation with Man Whose Shit Doesn't Stink
A twenty-five-year-old local man whose shit literally does not stink, has blamed his rare condition for ruining his life. The unfortunate man - whom we will call “Helado,” the Spanish word for “ice cream” - told us his story over lunch at the Iron…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess
LONDON - (Satire News) – Her majesty, the queen of England has stated that she cannot believe that Meghan Markle would throw her under the double-decker bus, after she treated her like a princess. Speaking with Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo…
Read full storyVice-President Kamala Harris Suggests Forming The Department of Black Lives Matter
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that Vice-President Harris, has met with members of the Black community about possibly forming a Department of Black Lives Matter. She told the assembled crowd that winning does have its per…
Read full storyMeghan And Harry: The Comedy Of Heirs By Oprah Winfield
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not lost in the interview of Meghan and Harry by Oprah Winfield, the other night, was the convoluted irony of the story that might have even challenged William Shakespeare. The Comedy of Errors is one of Shakespeare’s early…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Still After That Nobel Peace Prize
Donald Trump still seems fixated with the Nobel Peace Prize. Since Barack Obama got one, he wants one too. But each year, he fails to meet his date with destiney and the prize is awarded to someone else. Maybe starting an insurrection, this year,…
Read full storyThe US Supreme Court Fails Again
Gay News— The Supreme Court has gone bananas again with Thomas leading the loony bin. The hypocritical people who sit on the highest court ruled, on Monday, that a student in Georgia could pursue a lawsuit challenging speech restrictions at his colle…
Read full storyPrince Harry Is Digging A Tunnel
It’s rumored that Prince Harry is busy digging a tunnel to get back home to England, and that he is presently under Nebraska. How he plans to cross the Atlantic isn’t clear. Palace sources whisper that brother William promised to have a speedboat wai…
Read full storyMan With Assault Rifle Goes On Shooting Spree
Grand Rapids, Michigan man, Jerry Trigger, has been arrested and charged with 30 counts of first degree murder for shooting up a church. The Church, of the Hawaiian Flying Spaghetti Monster, has been devastated by this event because the 30 members o…
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