The Nation’s Last Blockbuster Video Store Has Just Closed Its Doors For Good
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The movie and video game rental service giant Blockbuster has just announced that its very last store has closed down. Manager Mildred Millamick, 47, said that their once humongous movie inventory of 18…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Says She Has No Idea How a Certain Substance Ended Up In Her Left Ear
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Trump’s new-found pet, Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to inform the news media, that she positively has no idea how in the world, some intimate stuff ended up in her left ear. She pointed out that if anything it wo…
Read full storyRomeo/Juliet: Hoffa Grandson Marries a Rockefeller
James A. Hoffa, 22, grandson of long-time teamster union president Jimmy Hoffa, married Alice Rockefeller IV, 20, this morning at the local city hall, with two janitors as witnesses. Both the Hoffa and Rockefeller families had publicly disavowed…
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