The Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Red Sox organization has informed the public that the lawsuit which was filed by a fan who ran onto the field during the 7th inning stretch of a Red Sox-White Sox game back in 2019, has been settled out of court. Eig…
Read full storyThank God that's all over then
Football and Tennis Balls all over the country are breathing a sigh of relief. Gareth Tomlinson, a football from Kettering said 'The kids have been kicking me around for days, and now the Euro's are over, I can just rest in the shed'. Tennis Ba…
Read full storyResearchers Prove That Eating Brazil Nuts Will Not Cause Your Balls To Shrink
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The International Research Institute based in Chicago, after years of research studies, has finally determined that eating Brazil Nuts will not cause a male’s gonads (balls) to atrophy (shrink). Dr. Jonas Pigginvelli, 83,…
Read full story"What I am saying now is what you should pay attention to," say celebrities and politicians
Following England's footballing defeat at the hands of Italy, a number of politicians and celebrities have jumped in saying that there is absolutely no need to abuse the players. Despite having a track record of saying things that are off-colour,…
Read full storyThe Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, there is no more troubled owner in the world of sports, than Daniel Marc Synder, owner of the Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins. Snyder has…
Read full storyPresident McBoing-Boing Clears The Air With His Answers
BILLINGSGATE POST: President McBoing-Boing wasn’t doing well as he read from his Teleprompter last week. Like usual, he was looking forward to answering soft ball questions from the Press Corp. They say it all started when Joe was two— That’s…
Read full storyWobbly-Knobbly-Knees syndrome hits England Football Team and beats Covid19 to the hospital!
A surge of a crippling illness has caused the English PM to call an emergency press conference before he announces his latest insane Covid19 non-restrictions allowing the UK public spread the dreaded virus even further. The crippling illness that…
Read full storyA List of 10 Rejected Reality TV Shows
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Some of the reasons why the following reality television shows did not make it onto the television viewing schedule, range from use of an unusually large amount of effen expletives, to the reality show actors and actresses…
Read full storyNorth Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team
TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…
Read full storySean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of The State TV Building are saying that old man Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox Network is fit to be tied. A source whose office is next to his, reported that the 90-year-old geezer is angrier t…
Read full storyThe Short, Short Journey
Retire the word journey. Please. Everything today is referred to as a journey. It isn’t. Surviving Covid-19 is not a journey. It’s survival. Going to the grocery store to purchase cat food is not a journey, it’s going to the grocery store. A fligh…
Read full storyPension Plan Wants Plug Pulled; Retiree, 120, Brain-Dead 30 Years
In an appeal to the state supreme court, the California Public Employees Retirement System - CALPERS - seeks to overturn a lower court ruling that prohibits removal of the life-prolonging plug from the electric circuit that has kept a brain-dead 120-…
Read full storyThe Girl USA Beauty Pageant Winner Has Just Been Disqualified and For a Good Little Reason
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The Bravisimo Network has just divulged that the winner of the 2021 Girl USA Beauty Pageant has been stripped of her title, her crown, her sash, and her $200,000 college scholarship. The B Network stated that Miss Alaba…
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