Biden Names Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler To Head FBI
BILLINGSGATE POST: For the first time since J Edgar Hoover, the FBI will have a director who is not beholden to anyone. Today, President Biden announced that he is replacing Christopher Wray with a man who has no boundaries, a man who can’t be bought…
Read full storyCouple still haven't laughed at Radio 4 comedy programmes
Chutney on the Fritz couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson have admitted that, despite their best efforts, they are yet to find a single thing that Radio Four describe as comedy funny, or even rib-tickling. 'We listened to that thing with Robert Webb,…
Read full storyMan giving up the Daily Mail
Rupert Penny-Farthing, from Mithering on the Trent, has given up reading the Daily Mail. He gave it up as a New Year's resolution, but now, after more than three weeks, he knows that he is strong enough never to go near another copy of the tabloid fa…
Read full storySnowflake not making any difference
Having just fallen out of the sky, along with millions of others, real snowflake Wayne Jackson has realised that his existence means nothing, and he will be gone in a few hours if the sun gets his way. 'I know that I am an individual, and there is…
Read full storyThe Long Lost Larry King Interview With Donald J. Trump
This long lost interview originally took place in 1993, just after Donald Trump had married the beautiful and sexy actress Marla Maples. King and Trump have known each other for a very long time, even before Big Macs had been invented. LARRY: So…
Read full storyNASCAR Bans Donald Trump
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Officials for the National Association of Stock Car Racing, revealed to the sports media that ex-president Donald J. Trump wanted 10 free tickets, so he and his family could attend the upcoming Pensacola 300…
Read full storyQueen Invites President Joseph Biden To Tea
This telephone recording was made by skilled cyber communication traffickers. Learning that Queen Elizabeth had invited Joseph Biden to tea, former President Obama immediately got on the telephone with the Queen. President Obama was put on ho…
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